come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base inspired by the Kremlin! we got russian spies, french baguettes, and a crazy dude named Durov who will warn you if you try to intimidate him! join now for a chance to be a part of our international espionage adventures and build your own secret base to hide from the authorities! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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Durov’s Crafty Kremlin-Killa
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F16sAndMissilesMC
lol so like, ukraine was just minding their own business when russia was like “hey let’s launch a mass missile attack” and ukraine was like “nah fam, not today” so they whipped out their F-16s and were like pew pew pew! and zelensky was like “yeah we did that, we badass” so if u wanna be part of a server as epic as ukraine’s defense, join us now! we promise there will be no missile attacks, just good times and epic builds!
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CreeperHideout: 90% of Rockets
so dis minecraft server is like da wild wild west but wit blocks. u wanna join cuz we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowin u up. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can ride on pigs and shoot arrows at zombie villagers. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Russia moving troops like chess pieces, but instead of war it’s all about building and crafting! We got Syrskyi leading the charge and making sure everyone has a blast while playing. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and create your own crazy stories with friends? Plus, we have a secret underground base in Kursk where you can hide from creepers and zombies while plotting your next epic build. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
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CraftyMissileWars
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world! russia and ukraine can duke it out all they want, but in our server, u can build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist!we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even flying pigs! who needs missiles and drones when u can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? kyiv may be in turmoil, but in our server, the only thing u need to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house!
so come join us and leave the real world behind. u won’t regret it…unless u forget to build a shelter before nightfall. then u might regret it a little bit.
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BidenCraft: Hit Russian Targets!
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we got, like, ukraine presenting biden with targets to hit in russia, like, what even is that, right? but, like, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy action-packed adventure, like, fighting off enemies and stuff.we got, like, insane stories happening all the time, like, one time a creeper blew up a whole village and we had to rebuild it with, like, diamond blocks and stuff. it was, like, totally wild, man.
so, like, join our server and be part of the madness. who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? you gotta be there to find out, bro. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it.
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PhilippineRescueCraft
yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas!
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PalianytsiaCraft
Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! This server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ready to unleash the epic ‘Palianytsia’ weapon on all our enemies (aka griefers and noobs).Join us if you want to be part of a war with Russia (in-game, of course) and witness the power of this insane weapon that can shoot TNT blocks from one end of the map to the other.
We’ve got crazy PvP battles, epic build competitions, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us! Join now or forever be stuck mining dirt in some boring server. Let’s do this, gamers! 🚀💣🔥
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BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre
Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.
Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?
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UkraineCraft: SatelliteWars
so, liek, u know how ukraine and russia are always fightin n stuff? well, guess what? u can be part of the action on this cray cray minecraft server!we got satellite images showin ukraine’s attacks inside russia, like, whoa dude. u can join a side and help them take over the world or somethin. it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft!
come join us for some epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret spy missions. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some intense minecraft action!