So, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your private chat on Telegram, minding your own business and sharing memes with your homies, when BAM! the CEO gets arrested and now they’re gonna start moderating your private chats. like, what even is that? come join our Minecraft server instead, where you can build a giant statue of the CEO getting arrested and no one will moderate your chat about it. we’ve got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. don’t let the man bring you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild!
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ArrestedCraft Minecraft Server
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TeleCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, our server is like the BEST place to be, man. u know why? cuz our CEO, like, got arrested in france for, like, not moderating properly. but don’t worry, he says he’ll do better now. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. maybe u’ll even get arrested too! lolz.
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GazaHostageCraft Minecraft Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures every day! we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!But wait, there’s more! we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and even a friendly ender dragon! players can ride on the backs of skeletons and race through obstacle courses filled with lava and TNT.
oh, and did we mention our annual “spleef” tournament where players compete to see who can dig the fastest and avoid falling into a pit of hungry wolves? it’s a real nail-biter, folks!
so come join our server and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. players have reported seeing strange creatures in the night, like giant spiders riding on top of pigs and skeletons doing the macarena.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!
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MissileRange Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN our server and u can be like kirby, shooting missiles at russians from ur minecraft house! we got ATACMS missiles for u to play with, just like in real life! u can protect ukraine and be a hero, taking down 90% of russian aircraft cuz they cant handle our range! come join the fun and be a missile master in our crazy minecraft world!
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RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN US ACCUSING RUSSIA OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE IN 2024. OUR PLAYERS BE MORE SHADY THAN POLITICIANS, BUT AT LEAST THEY BUILD BETTER HOUSES. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE POLITICAL INTRIGUE AND CREEPER ATTACKS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE THE ONES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN BANS US FROM THE INTERNET.
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IsraelConMinecraftServer
LOL come join our minecraft server, where we got more action than an active shooter near Munich’s Israel consulate! Our players are so lit, they’ll have you running for cover just to keep up with the chaos!We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society of blocky warriors. We have epic events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight and “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to survive waves of undead mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real danger on this server!
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PutinCraft: KGB Ops EU
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PUTIN IS USING IT FOR HIS SECRET PSY-OPS IN EUROPE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER IN DISGUISE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #PUTINLOVESOURSERVER #CREEPERSDOTHETHRILLER #NOTCHISOURHOMIE
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BalloonCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine uses balloons to detect russian drone operators!!! 🎈🎈🎈we have the craziest adventures and the wackiest mods that will make your head spin like a helicopter!!! 🚁🚁🚁
build your own balloon army and take down those pesky drone operators in the most ridiculous ways possible!!! 💣💣💣
join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual balloons and bragging rights as the ultimate balloon warrior!!! 🏆🏆🏆
don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server experience of your life!!! 🤪🤪🤪
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NeighborlyNoobs
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where security is a top priority? Look no further! Just like the new neighbor in the story, we take building security very seriously. You won’t find any strangers sneaking into our server without a proper introduction!Join us for a chance to roleplay as the cautious new neighbor, always on the lookout for suspicious characters trying to enter your virtual home. Who knows, you might even encounter a lost traveler claiming to be staying with their aunt but forgetting their key – just like in the real world!
So if you’re up for a challenge and enjoy a bit of drama, come join our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual turf from unexpected visitors. Remember, safety first – even in the world of Minecraft!
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Spycraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the beautiful women and handsome guys that could totally lure you into spying, just like china said! but like, don’t worry, spying on this server is totally cool and not, like, illegal or anything. plus, we got, like, the craziest stories ever, like one time a creeper and a skeleton teamed up to take down a whole village, it was epic! so, like, come join our server and be part of the most insane adventures ever!