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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1701 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 147 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.