we got crazy events happenin’ all da time, like one time a player built a giant chicken statue dat came to life and started terrorizin’ da whole server! but don’t worry, we took care of it with our secret weapon… a herd of angry llamas armed with diamond swords!
so if u wanna join in on da fun, come on over to our server and prepare for da most epic adventure of your life! who knows, maybe Ismail Haniyeh will even challenge u to a build battle or somethin’!
join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!
And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!
Join us and experience a world where the only thing burning in 3 years is the fiery passion for building epic structures and conquering dungeons. Say goodbye to those outdated Intel CPUs and OLED displays, and say hello to a community where the only thing crashing is the sound of your enemies hitting the ground after you’ve defeated them in battle.
So come on over and join us on our SMP, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about crashing is the party we throw every time someone builds a new epic base. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server!
We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, with family feuds, unexpected invites, and uninvites to weddings – all over bringing a plus one! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Join now and experience the thrill of getting bombarded with messages from relatives, being told to apologize for being yourself, and navigating through the chaos of family dynamics. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now and get ready for a drama-filled adventure! Just remember, in this server, the drama is real – but the fun is even more real!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken farmers who control the economy with their prized golden eggs. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their clucky reign?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Will you be brave enough to face the tiny terrors and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the dark secrets that lie beneath the pixelated surface. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…
imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.
plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.
so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!
We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!
While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!
Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!
Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!
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A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.
A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.
A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.
A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.
A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.
