imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers, all while wearing a rainbow unicorn onesie. that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on our server.
plus, we have the most epic build battles where u can show off ur creativity and build the most insane structures u can think of. we’re talking castles made of candy, rollercoasters that go through lava, and underwater cities filled with mermaid villagers.
so come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and just plain fun minecraft server out there. who needs europe when u have us?
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being in the middle of a war zone, but in Minecraft form. We’ve got explosions, airstrikes, and all kinds of crazy shenanigans happening 24/7.
Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, come join us for some real action-packed gameplay. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been a part of a virtual war between countries in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s wreak havoc together on this insane Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally.
We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?
So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant rainbow unicorn. True story.
But that’s not all! We have players who have built entire cities made out of cheese, waged wars with chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tamed a pack of wild llamas to do their bidding.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules), then come join us! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the chaos begin!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!
imagine mining for diamonds while your phone is charging just from being outside. or cruising around in a solar-powered car that never runs out of juice. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but without all the aliens and stuff.
so come join us on this server and experience a world where the power of the sun is literally at your fingertips. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s so ahead of the game, we’re practically living in the future already? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get solar-powered, baby!
| Description |
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| firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. |
| 🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132) |
| 🎥 Server tour: Watch tour video |
| We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players. |
we’ve got upcoming events! Our yearly Halloween event is just around the corner! 🎃
You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡
Or consider joining our Discord!
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play. |
| Are there grief protection measures in place? | Yes, we have grief protection rules in place to protect your hard work. |
| How can I participate in community events? | Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on our Discord for event details and how to join. |
| Can I create my own shop in the player-driven economy? | Yes, players are encouraged to maintain their own shops within the virtual economy. |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or maybe you’d prefer to live in a house made of cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
Imagine a world where you can choose sides between a stepmom who wants to be a mom and a daughter who just wants to honor her real mom’s memory. Will you help the sister reconnect with her past or will you join forces with the stepmom to maintain peace in the family?
With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex relationships and emotional turmoil of our Minecraft world. Join now and let the drama begin!
Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?
But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?