but like, don’t worry, we’re still here and we’re ready to have a blast! we got all the coolest mods and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. like, we built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that’s actually haunted by real ghosts! it’s so spooky, you’ll be screaming for your momma!
and the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever experienced. like, we had this one fight where two players were riding pigs and jousting with diamond swords! it was insane!
so come join us on this banned minecraft server and let’s get wild together! but shh, don’t tell Germany, they’ll never understand our level of craziness!
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you gotta solve crazy puzzles to find it. but watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard the treasure.
if you’re brave enough, you can challenge the server owner to a duel and if you win, you get to rule the server for a day. but be warned, he’s got a diamond sword that can one-shot you in a second.
so come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience, cuz this server will test your skills like never before.
oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.
plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!