but like, don’t worry, we’re still here and we’re ready to have a blast! we got all the coolest mods and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. like, we built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that’s actually haunted by real ghosts! it’s so spooky, you’ll be screaming for your momma!
and the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever experienced. like, we had this one fight where two players were riding pigs and jousting with diamond swords! it was insane!
so come join us on this banned minecraft server and let’s get wild together! but shh, don’t tell Germany, they’ll never understand our level of craziness!
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you gotta solve crazy puzzles to find it. but watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard the treasure.
if you’re brave enough, you can challenge the server owner to a duel and if you win, you get to rule the server for a day. but be warned, he’s got a diamond sword that can one-shot you in a second.
so come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience, cuz this server will test your skills like never before.
oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.
plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!
| Server Name: | SangriaCraft |
| Server Map: | View Map |
| Host: | Itsatrapp01 |
SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.
At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.
The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.
Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.
To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!
Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!
And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!
Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.
So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?
Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.
also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.
plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎
we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.
if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.
so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.
imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.
we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!