Security Risk MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ElonCraft: Cyber Security Edition

China, ElonCraft, confidant, trump, spacex

so like, u know how elon musk is like, besties with trump? well, turns out he’s also like, bffs with china or something. and like, this ex-general guy is all like, yo, that’s a security risk, bro. but like, who cares about security risks when u can join this lit minecraft server, amirite? like, we got crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow ur mind. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and drop some sick loot for all the players. so like, join now before the feds shut us down for being too awesome.

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Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

attempted assassination, political assassination, Server, Terrorism, trump

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

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TroopShortageCraft

military conflict, TroopShortageCraft, military training, geopolitical tensions, Ukraine’s incursion

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

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CraftyFrenchMines

european union, military escalation, France, French citizens, travel advisory

come join our minecraft server and avoid the chaos of real life like france telling people to gtfo of iran. we promise no military escalations here, just blocky fun and endless adventures. plus, our server is so lit that even the french government is recommending it as a safe haven. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to safety and happiness. who needs real life drama when you can build your own world in minecraft? join now and escape the madness!

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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

win-win cooperation, Premier Li, China, global politics, ww3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mutual benefit and win-win cooperation – just like in the real world, right?

But that’s not all! We have a massive Chinese nationalist turnout on the streets of our virtual world. Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you can join in on political rallies and protests. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that New Zealand is a security risk to the Anglosphere. They can’t be trusted anymore, so we may need to invade them if WW3 starts. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back on the server. Just make sure to bring your virtual weapons and armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen – including international political drama and virtual warfare. See you in the game!

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GetOutMyApartment Minecraft Server

Birthday, Support, Guilt, car troubles, Cooking

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living in a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly having unexpected guests who overstay their welcome. Will they pay rent? Will they clean up after themselves? Will they have a seizure and guilt-trip you into letting them stay longer? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We also offer the excitement of finding mysterious bags of trash under your guests’ clothes, just like a real-life treasure hunt. And don’t forget the thrill of spending $150 on a birthday meal for someone who doesn’t even contribute to the rent. It’s like a game of “Who’s the Real Asshole?” but with virtual blocks instead of real-life consequences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Just be prepared for unexpected guests, guilt trips, and drama galore. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server

Pigmen, Federation elimination, Server, security threat, Romulan brainwashing

Join our Minecraft server where every player is a former member of the Federation who has been honorably or dishonorably discharged for outrageous reasons!

Picard: Assimilated by the Borg, a major security threat, and captured and tortured by Cardassians for weeks.

Riker: Brainwashed the entire crew and almost started a war because he wanted some buttfaced ginger strange.

Data: Goes berserk, abandons his post, can be remotely controlled, and is capable of taking control of the entire server single-handedly.

Geordi: Brainwashed by Romulans into attempting to assassinate a Klingon diplomat.

Troi: Possessed by alien entities multiple times.

Worf: Abandons his post to engage in internal Klingon affairs.

Crusher: Creates a pathogen that turns the entire crew into monsters by messing with Barclay’s DNA.

With all this chaos and drama, you’ll never know what to expect on our server! Join now for a wild ride through space and beyond!

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Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

rules, Manager, Halmstads, world, SEK

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

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RoyalSpyMinecraftServer

queen elizabeth ii, Palace, security breach, Royal protocol, Files

so, like, this server is so lit that even queen elizabeth ii herself wouldn’t know what’s going on! we got spies, we got palaces, we got declassified files, it’s like a whole conspiracy theory up in here! join now to uncover the secrets of the soviet spy in the palace and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky server! come on, what are you waiting for? the queen herself might be playing and you wouldn’t even know it!

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Putin’sCraftEmpire

Politics, gas, Oil, triple blow, Empire

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin’s energy empire just got WRECKED with a TRIPLE BLOW?! That’s right, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Putin’s energy empire crumbles before your very eyes. Build your own empire, team up with friends, or go solo and take on the world. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Putin himself is lurking in the shadows, plotting his revenge. Will you be able to survive his wrath and come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Putin, that is. 😂🔥💥🚀

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