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NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	232	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	565194	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9611
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Emeralds Found:	3030	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	2814	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Star Shards Collected:	157	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	180
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5539

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Votes:	3427
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
New Chunks Explored:	499484	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchantments Applied:	125	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!