come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than belarus’s lukashenko and his border tension! we got extra troops going home left and right, just like players leaving our server cuz they cant handle the craziness! build your own dictatorship like lukashenko or start a revolution against the mods, anything goes in this wild land of blocky chaos! trust us, you won’t find another server like this one, so join now before we start a border war with the ender dragon or something equally ridiculous!
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BorderBlockParty
Belarus, Belarus border, Belarus government, Border dispute, border tension, BorderBlockParty, diplomatic resolution, eastern europe, foreign policy, home, international relations, Lukashenko, Lukashenko statement, military de-escalation., military presence, military withdrawal, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security measures, Troops
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PeePeePanic – No accidents allowed!
Accidents, adult incontinence, Allowed, bathroom accidents, bathroom etiquette, bladder control, EMBARRASSMENT, emergency situations, PeePeePanic, personal hygiene, police intervention, public accidents, public disgrace, public facilities, public humiliation, public restroom, security measures, self-control, shame, social stigma, urinary urgency, wet pants, wetting pants
come join our epic minecraft server where if u pee ur pants, u get sympathy but if u pee ur pants and dont clean it up, u get escorted out by the police!!! why would u wanna miss out on that kind of excitement?? plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. u gotta see it to believe it. so come on over and join us for a wild ride of pee pants and fancy llamas!
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MissileMayhemCraft
Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, military defense, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemCraft, peace negotiations, Poland, political tensions, Proposal, regional stability, Russian missiles, security measures, shoot down, Sikorski, Ukrainelol u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got POLAND and KYIV teaming up to shoot down RUSSIAN MISSILES like it’s a freakin video game! come join the chaos and help save the day with your blocky skills. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild world of minecraft madness!
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DefendCraft Minecraft Server
defence spending, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense expenditure, defense investment, defense planning, defense policy, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, gdp, military budget, military capabilities, military defense, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, security measures, Server
so like, this server is like the POLAND of all Minecraft servers, like seriously. we gonna be spending 5% of our GDP on defense in 2025, just like the foreign minister said. but like, instead of defending against creepers and zombies, we gonna defend against trolls and griefers.join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic battle for survival in Minecraft history. we got crazy weapons and armor, like diamond swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.
plus, our foreign minister is a total badass. he once fought off a whole army of skeletons with just a pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. true story.
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a troll or a griefer, in which case you’ll regret it big time.
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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server
alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics
lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!
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CraftyCops Minecraft Server
2026, CraftyCops, crowd control, emergency response, event planning, event security, international event, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, major event, Minecraft, Police, police officers, police presence, Public Safety, safety precautions, SECURITY, security measures, Server, sports security, stadium security, tournament security, world cup final
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our security team for the 2026 World Cup Final consists of creepers, skeletons, and endermen. Don’t worry, they may cause a complete dumpster fire, but they’ll keep things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even score a goal with a TNT block! Join now for a World Cup experience like no other!
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CraftyNukeWars
Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNukeWars, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global stability, international relations, military escalation, military intervention, missile attack, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political decision making, Russian airfields, security measures, strikes, Ukraine
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin!
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OkiWOWCraft: No Assaults, Just Builds!
Accountability, alleged sex assaults, Apology, assaults, Builds, diplomatic apology, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, international incident, investigation, Japan, Justice, military personnel, military presence, misconduct, okinawa, OkiWOWCraft, regret, security measures, sexual assault, U.S. ambassador, U.S. Military, Victims
hey u, yea u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got crazier shenanigans than the u.s. ambassador to japan expressing regret over alleged sex assaults by military personnel in okinawa! yea, u heard me right!we got villagers riding pigs like they’re in a rodeo, creepers doing the macarena, and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s all over again! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in a music video!
and if that’s not enough to convince u, we’ve got a secret dungeon where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen! yea, herobrine is real on our server and he’s a total bro, always down for a good time and a prank or two!
so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a lava pit party!
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Pixel Casino: Fair & Fun Gaming
Accountability, anti-fraud measures, Audit, Casino, compliance, consumer trust., establishments, ethical practices, fair, Fairness, Fun, gambling, Gaming, gaming industry, monitoring systems, OPERATIONs, PIXEL, Player Protection, random number generators, regulations, responsible gambling, Rules and Regulations, security measures, transparency
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more legit than a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we ensure fairness and transparency in our operations just like a creeper ensures it blows up your house!Join us for a chance to win big in our virtual casinos, where the odds are as random as a chicken laying an egg in the Nether. Our RNG system is so foolproof, even a villager couldn’t scam you out of your emeralds!
So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you won’t get cheated out of your hard-earned loot, unlike that time when a skeleton stole your enchanted armor. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves after you’ve fed them bones.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic Minecraft server around, where fairness and transparency are as abundant as diamonds in a mineshaft. Join us now and let the fun begin!
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CraftyUkrainianTrickery
CAMOUFLAGE, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianTrickery, Deception, defense tactics, dummy models, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deception, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military targets, military technology, Misinformation, Russian forces, security measures, strategic planning, Ukraine, warfare tacticscome join our epic minecraft server where we use dummy models of creepers and zombies to trick players into attacking the wrong targets! it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with exploding green monsters and brain-hungry undead.our server is so sneaky, even the russian forces would be fooled by our tactics. imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to navigate through our maze of fake mobs, only to realize you’ve been bamboozled by our clever tricks.
join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the diamond mine. who needs real military targets when you can have a blast with our dummy models? come on, what are you waiting for? join the fun today!
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SynagogueSagaMC
anti-semitism, Arrests, arson attacks, Community safety, crime, criminal activity, criminal charges, extremism, greece, hate crimes, investigation, Israeli-owned hotel, judicial process, law enforcement, legal proceedings, security measures, suspects, suspects in custody, synagogue, SynagogueSagaMC, Vandalism
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like greece arresting 7 players for setting fire to a synagogue and an israeli-owned hotel. but don’t worry, we promise not to set fire to anything in our server (unless it’s a creeper blowing up your house haha). join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where you never know what will happen next. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian militants, RETALIATION, Rockets, security measures, Server, Tanks, violence, War
come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!
join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!
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ParliamentPanicMC
Arrests, Civil unrest, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Democracy, demonstrations, Government, law enforcement, national security, opposition, Parliament Building, ParliamentPanicMC, POLITICAL CRISIS, political stability, Political unrest, Protesters, Provocateurs, Public Safety, security measures, Seize, Ukrainelol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine arrests provocateurs planning to seize parliament building theme! u can be part of the action and stop the evil plot with ur blocky skills! if u join now u get a free virtual protest sign to wave around in the game! plus, rumor has it that the parliament building is actually a secret dungeon with rare loot hidden inside! join now and be a hero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
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BaseCampAlerts
BaseCampAlerts, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Europe, European bases, european security, heightened alert, Military operations, military personnel, military presence, military readiness, national security, overseas bases, potential threat, Safety, SECURITY, security measures, terrorist threat, threat level, us military, US military basesso like, imagine this, right? u log onto this minecraft server and BAM, u in the middle of a war zone! but not just any war zone, a war zone full of zombies, aliens, and like, evil chickens or something. the US military is like, “we need all the help we can get, so join our server and help us fight off these crazy threats!”u gotta build forts, gather resources, and team up with other players to survive. but watch out, cuz the zombies can like, explode and stuff, and the aliens have laser guns. it’s a wild ride, but if u think u got what it takes to save the world, then come join us on this insane minecraft server. plus, there’s like, free pizza every friday or something. so yeah, join now before it’s too late!
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Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
christmas, court case, criminal charges, criminal justice, European court, extremist, German court, holiday threat, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, plot foiled, Public Safety, radicalization, Santas, secret, security measures, sentences, sentencing, Server, Teen, terror plot, Terrorism, young offender
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.
so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Down Under Dwellers – Surviving with Vegemite and Kangaroos! AussieSMP – Join us, mate!
application, AussieSMP, Community, Currency, DWELLERS, Economy, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, multiple worlds, Network, new members, Player Trading, quality of life features, rules, Shopping Area, smp, Survival, Surviving, Teleport, Vanilla, Vegemite, WikiAussieSMP Minecraft Server Server Overview
IP mc.aus.gg Server Location Sydney, Australia Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now
Features
- The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
- Vanilla gameplay with quality of life features like teleports and player trading.
- Land-claiming system to protect builds.
- Multiple worlds with new 1.21 chunks.
- Part of a growing network with creative server and community resources.
Rules
- Don’t be a dick.
- No griefing.
- No spamming.
- Be respectful.
- Don’t swear excessively.
- No hacking or exploits.
- No ban evasion.
- Use common sense.
FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?
The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.
Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?
Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?
Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.
Is there a land-claiming system on the server?
Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.
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Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server
@POTUS45, 45 Office, Butler PA Rally, Donald J Trump, Fayetteville NC Town Hall, God Bless the USA, Great, Liz Harrington, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee WI Remarks, Minecraft, New York City VP Debate, president trump, Rumble, Saginaw MI Rally, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spox, Trump Video, trump war room, truth social, Valdosta GA Remarks, White House 45
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall
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Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh
accident, bad news, bathroom humor, child, diaper change, EMBARRASSMENT, excrement, foul odor, funny, humor, Messy, Minecraft, mishap, Mommy, parenting, poopy, Potty training, Smells, smp, STINKY, Toddler, Unpleasant
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.
So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
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MomCare Minecraft Server
Abuse, anger, Caregiver, caregiving, Conflict, Confrontation, dementia, diabetes, doctor appointments, elderly care, family, health, Honesty, mental health, Minecraft, MomCare, Moving, nutrition, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Truth, verbal abuseAre you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!
Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?
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BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters
BlockyBuzz, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug culture, drug dependence, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug rehabilitation, drug tolerance, drug use, drug withdrawal, hard drug use, hard drugs, HighCrafters, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, substance abuseAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession
beheading, crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, headless, justice system, law enforcement, local government, Mayor, Mexican politics, MexiCrafter, municipal leadership, new leadership, organized crime, political corruption, political instability, political transition, public office, Public Safety, southern Mexico, Succession, violence
LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters
‘66, 16+, 296, 476, actual lives saved, Assumptions, CCP, convalescent plasma, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, estimates, Modeling, Plasma, potential lives saved, saved lives, Saviors, stratified analyses, united states
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!
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Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”
497952357, advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, Boulevard, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, Healer Geist Edition, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wikiWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.
To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).
Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.
Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.
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Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP
10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwawayAre you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!
So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!
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OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!
career choices, comfort zone, Decision making, fear of change, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experiences, Life decisions, missed chances, missed opportunity, OpportunityCraft, personal growth, refused opportunity, regret, risk aversion, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self reflection, turning down opportunities
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).