so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.
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PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K
180k, Armed Forces, Defense, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military buildup, military deployment, military expansion, military power, military strength, national security, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Russian army, security measures, SIZE, strategic planning, troop, Troop Size, Vladimir Putin, world news
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BorderPatrolCraft
border checks, border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border monitoring, border patrol, border security, BorderPatrolCraft, COVID-19 measures, cross-border traffic, customs inspection, european union, germany, immigration control, international borders, land borders, passport checks, Schengen Area, security measures, travel regulations, travel restrictions
come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.
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TuskBlinkenCraft Server
America, blinken, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace talks, Poland, political strategy, russia, sanctions, security measures, Server, Tusk, TuskBlinkenCraft, Ukraine
come join our epic minecraft server where we plan to take down russia in ukraine with the help of poland’s tusk and america’s blinken! we will strategize, build alliances, and fight off the enemy with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. who knew minecraft could be so political? join us now and be a part of this historic battle for victory! also, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our base. ain’t nobody messing with fluffy! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s defeat russia together in the most epic minecraft server ever!
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CraftyNATOWarAvoiders
Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNATOWarAvoiders, crisis management., defense alliance, Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global stability, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, security measures, Stoltenberg, ukraine war
So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that could have stopped a whole war but, like, didn’t? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got Stoltenberg himself saying NATO could have totally stopped the Ukraine war if they just played on our server more. So, like, come join us and maybe prevent the next big conflict or something. Plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero or something.
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UkraineCraft: No Restrictions, Just Long-Range Fun!
arms sales, blinken, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Fun, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, Lift Restrictions, long-range arms, LongRange, military capabilities, military intervention, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US
come join dis epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP stuff like BLINKEN hints US will lift restrictions on Ukraine using long-range arms in Russia!!! y’all can be part of the action and launch TNT at each other like it’s a WARZONE! build a base, gather resources, and FIGHT for your survival in this crazy world where anything goes! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can raid if you’re brave enough. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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UkraineCraft: No More Biden’s Restrictions
arms control, biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global implications, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, peace negotiations, presidential decision, restrictions, security measures, strategic alliances, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, White House
haha so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even Biden is talkin bout it! he was like “yo we gotta end Ukraine long-range weapons restrictions so we can all join this server and have a blast!”u know why u gotta join this server? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, we got dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and we got a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties!
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. ain’t that cool? so come on, join this server and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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CraftyCreeperUK
air travel, Allies, Aviation, CraftyCreeperUK, Diplomacy, economic pressure, european union, flights, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iran sanctions, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, sanctions, security measures, travel bans, travel restrictions, uk, United Kingdom
So, like, have you heard about this cray-cray server where we all pretend to be flying to Iran but then the UK is like “nah, we ain’t havin’ it” and stops all the flights? It’s like, so random and hilarious, you gotta join just to see what other wacky stuff happens! Plus, our allies are all stepping up their sanctions, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even start your own international incident, lol!
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RubberTankVsKamikaze
armored vehicles, combat vehicles, defense strategies, defense systems, drone defense, drone warfare, Kamikaze drones, military equipment, military innovation, military tactics, military technology, modern warfare, Rubber, rubber technology, RubberTankVsKamikaze, russian military, russian tanks, security measures, tank armor, tank protection, WARFARE
hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see russian tanks wear rubber? well, on our server, u can see just that! our tanks are ready to take on kamikaze drones with their rubber suits on, talk about protection! join now for a front row seat to this epic battle of rubber vs drones. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and ride on flying pigs. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server out there, join now and be part of the madness!
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BorderCraft: No More Friends
Baltic countries, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, border security, BorderCraft, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Friends, Geopolitics, international relations, kaliningrad, Lithuania, military buildup, military presence, nato, political relations, russia, security measures, Tensionlol imagine if Lithuania was actually just a giant Minecraft server and they were just building a massive wall to keep out the griefers from Russia’s Kaliningrad. like, they were just tired of all the trolls coming in and blowing up their pixel art creations. so they were like, “no more, we’re building a wall, and it’s gonna be huge, the best wall ever.” and now they’re all like, “sorry Russia, no entry, this server is for cool kids only.”but like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta prove yourself first. you gotta defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig, and then you gotta build a replica of the Great Wall of China out of diamond blocks. only then will you be worthy to enter the land of Lithuania and join the elite squad of block builders.
so come on, join us on this wild adventure, where friendships are made and broken, and where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come build with us and let’s show Russia who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 🍪🎮🔨
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CraftyGrid Minecraft Server
american football, beefs up security, Brazil, Brazil security, CraftyGrid, crime concerns, Crime Prevention, crime rates, event security, Minecraft, NFL game, player safety, Players, Public Safety, São Paulo, security concerns, security enhancements, security measures, security preparations, security protocols, Server, sports event, sports safetycome join our epic minecraft server where we take security to the next level just like Sao Paulo for the first ever NFL game in Brazil! we got guards patrolling the virtual streets to keep out any creepers or griefers who try to ruin the fun. our players are so lit, they even raised concerns about crime in the game world. but don’t worry, we got it all under control. so come on down and experience the thrill of virtual security like never before!
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NeighborlyNoobs
Apartments, aunt, building, cautious, Conversation, DOORBELL, Flats, forgot key, front door, guest, INSULTED, key, NeighborlyNoobs, Neighbour, new place, SECURITY, security measures, Stairs, stranger, suitcase, taxi
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where security is a top priority? Look no further! Just like the new neighbor in the story, we take building security very seriously. You won’t find any strangers sneaking into our server without a proper introduction!Join us for a chance to roleplay as the cautious new neighbor, always on the lookout for suspicious characters trying to enter your virtual home. Who knows, you might even encounter a lost traveler claiming to be staying with their aunt but forgetting their key – just like in the real world!
So if you’re up for a challenge and enjoy a bit of drama, come join our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual turf from unexpected visitors. Remember, safety first – even in the world of Minecraft!
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HamasCraft: No Swiss Approval
anti-terrorism measures, Approval, Ban, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, diplomatic relations, draft law, extremism, foreign policy, government action, Hamas, Hamas ban, HamasCraft, international relations, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, security measures, SWISS, Swiss government, Swiss parliament, switzerland, Terrorismso, like, this server is totally bananas, just like the swiss government banning hamas, amirite? but don’t worry, we ain’t banning anything here except for boring gameplay! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only law is to have fun! we’ve got crazy minigames, epic builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll make even herobrine jealous!
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CSTO Chaos Minecraft Server
armenia, Armenian PM, Chaos, Collective Security Treaty Organization, CSTO, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Levels, military alliance, military organization, Minecraft, mutual defense, Participation, peacekeeping efforts, political alliance, political decision, regional stability, Russian-led CSTO, security cooperation, security measures, Server, suspension
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Armenia suspending participation in CSTO! our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, just like Armenian PM! you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, so come join the fun and be part of the madness! who needs international politics when you can have a blast playing minecraft with us!
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BlockWars: Polish Airspace Patrol
airspace, airspace violations, blockwars, defense strategy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military defense, military intervention, national security, nato, Patrol, Poland, Polish, Polish airspace, political attitudes, public opinion, Russia-Poland relations, Russian targets, security measures, surveyare you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between Poland and Russia in the sky!our players are so dedicated to the cause that they will do anything to protect their airspace, even if it means taking down Russian targets with their bare hands!
join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos as we fight for our virtual homeland in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and show those Russians who’s boss!
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CraftyUkrainians
aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
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PixelPunch Minecraft Server
he, he’s right, he’s right you, Hes, know, know he’s, Minecraft, PixelPunch, right, right you, right you know, Server, You know
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
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VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP
arousal, biological female, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, female anatomy, forbidden act, INTIMATE, Lust, male desire, PENETRATION, physical connection, Pleasure, primal urge, seduction, sexual act, sexual desire, taboo, vegana, VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP, weener
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
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TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!
Allowed, annoyance, college, Communication, Conflict, coworker, emergency, female friendship, friendship, gossip, Irregular, menstrual cycle, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, overreaction, Period, sharing, Shift, social media, tampon, TamponCraft, unfollowed, work drama
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!
So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!
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BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP
BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!
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BlockyDeathPredictor
accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertaintyAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉
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CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server
catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!
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KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!
accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, Warcome join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!
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ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?
CEREAL, chowder recipe, ChowderCraft, Clam chowder, comfort food, Cooking, creamy, creamy chowder, creamy soup, DELICIOUS, Hearty, homemade, milk, milk-based soup, new england, recipe, Savory, seafood, seafood soup, Soup, Traditionalcome join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!
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CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape
Annals of Internal Medicine, Chronic illness, Covid-19, CovidCraft, diagnostic, diagnostic test, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, lingering symptoms, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical journal, Medical research, pandemic, patient care, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, public health, recovery process, researchers, studyso, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!
but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.
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BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)
Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, VanillaBareBonesMP Minecraft Server BareBonesMP Minecraft Server
Overview:
- IP: play.barebonesmp.com
- Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
- Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
- Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
- Website: https://barebonesmp.com/
Features:
- 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
- Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
- Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
- Dedicated Server with No Lag
- Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
- Custom Resource pack
- 3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
- Active Discord & Community
- Optional Proximity Voice Chat
- Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
- Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
- Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
- Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024
Server Rules:
- No Griefing or Stealing
- No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
- No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
- Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
- Be Respectful and kind to other members
- Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
- The keyword is andesite
- No Advertising or Spamming other members
- No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
- PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP