come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like greece arresting 7 players for setting fire to a synagogue and an israeli-owned hotel. but don’t worry, we promise not to set fire to anything in our server (unless it’s a creeper blowing up your house haha). join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where you never know what will happen next. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!
SynagogueSagaMC
GazaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!
join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!
ParliamentPanicMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine arrests provocateurs planning to seize parliament building theme! u can be part of the action and stop the evil plot with ur blocky skills! if u join now u get a free virtual protest sign to wave around in the game! plus, rumor has it that the parliament building is actually a secret dungeon with rare loot hidden inside! join now and be a hero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!BaseCampAlerts
so like, imagine this, right? u log onto this minecraft server and BAM, u in the middle of a war zone! but not just any war zone, a war zone full of zombies, aliens, and like, evil chickens or something. the US military is like, “we need all the help we can get, so join our server and help us fight off these crazy threats!”u gotta build forts, gather resources, and team up with other players to survive. but watch out, cuz the zombies can like, explode and stuff, and the aliens have laser guns. it’s a wild ride, but if u think u got what it takes to save the world, then come join us on this insane minecraft server. plus, there’s like, free pizza every friday or something. so yeah, join now before it’s too late!
Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.
so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Blocky Evacuation: US vs. Lebanon
come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be evacuating americans from lebanon but in a wacky and hilarious way! we have helicopters dropping players into the battlefield and you have to dodge explosions and flying chickens to survive! who needs real war when you can have this chaotic mess of a server? join now for the most ridiculous minecraft experience of your life!BlockBuddiesCraft
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!
OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)
HaitiCraft Minecraft Server
hey u!! r u lookin for a minecraft server that is more lit than a creeper blowin up ur house? well u found it!! this server is so epic, even Kenya deployed police to Haiti just to come play on it!our server is so poppin, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. we got pig races every Saturday and the winner gets a diamond block! plus, our admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
join us now and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. come join the madness at Semafor!
MedellinMayhemCraft
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your boredom! we have 29 tourist deaths and alarm bells going off like crazy in medellín, but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun!explore our city filled with danger and excitement, where you never know what might happen next. maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or get chased by a pack of angry llamas.
our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up! join now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, chaotic world. just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword handy. you never know when a zombie might try to sneak up on you!
KoreaCraft: Border Battle
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! south korea is firing warning shots at north korean soldiers who crossed the border! like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? come join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever see, because who needs creepers when you have real-life military conflicts happening right in front of you? join now for a truly explosive experience!