security guard Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

Confrontation, Confronting, confusion, EUROS, GuardianGriefers, Hot Wheels, Let it go, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, parking guard, Polite, prank, Proton Saga, reaction, Returned, Scene, security guard, Server, Stolen, theft, Unattended, Value

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Emeralds Found:	8884	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1363
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the parking guards are on the lookout for valuable loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who might try to steal your precious Hot Wheels cars. Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a security guard swiped a Proton Saga right off a player’s windshield. But don’t worry, we always get our loot back in the end, even if we have to confront the culprit and make them return it! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where even the most unexpected events can lead to epic quests and hilarious moments. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

baby, baby shower, BabyBlock, Colleague, front desk, husband, jealous, Loneliness, lunch, Management, maternity leave, Minecraft, possessive, Pregnancy, reception, security guard, Server, social life, Surprise, Visit, Wife, work

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a hot cup of coffee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time Sacha accidentally crashed her colleague’s lunch date with his wife.

Imagine a world where you can create your own baby shower for your virtual baby, just like the one Sara is planning for her Minecraft baby with Tomas. Will you be invited to the virtual baby shower, or will you have to come up with an excuse about needing milk for your virtual baby too?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience all the crazy antics and unexpected twists that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as Sacha’s lunchtime rendezvous with her colleague and his wife. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments!

FNaF Security Squad

Animatronics, creepy, easy job, fictional job, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, haunted attraction, horror game, horror genre, indie game, jump scares, MONEY, night guard, Night shift, night watchman, SECURITY, security guard, security job, squad, Surveillance, survival horror, video game

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a security guard in FNaF but with a twist! instead of just sitting in a creepy building all night, you get to explore a whole new world filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters.

guard the animatronics from pesky players trying to break in and steal their pizza! but watch out, because these animatronics are no joke – they’ll chase you down and give you a spook like you’ve never experienced before.

earn tons of money for doing basically nothing – just like the security guard in FNaF! who needs managers when you can just clock in and dip out whenever you want?

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun – just don’t forget to bring your flashlight and a change of pants, because things are about to get wild!

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	76
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

Late for WorkCraft: The Minecraft Server where being fashionably late is the only way to play!

alarm button, alien invasion, Arrives late, Barney, casserole, explosion, Fashionably, Invasion, irresponsible, kills scientist, laser beam, Late, Magnusson, Minecraft, mute retard, Play, Problem, security guard, Server, shiny rock, Trouble, troublemaker, WorkCraft, Workplace

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3268	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

🤣🎮 Ready to cause chaos and destruction in the most hilarious ways possible? Join our Minecraft server where you can arrive late for work, sabotage your coworkers, and even start an alien invasion just for fun! Who needs boring old tasks when you can blow up casseroles and push shiny rocks into laser beams? Plus, you’ll have the chance to take out every scientist and security guard in sight! Come join the madness and let your inner troll run wild! 😉🚀🔥 #MinecraftMayhem.

Houthis vs Baguettes: Minecraft Edition

Accuracy, Al Mayadeen, Baguettes, ballistic missiles, captain, Drones, Edition, French military, French surrender, Houthis, Houthis tactics, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, Surrender, Technique, violence, War Tactics, WARFARE, weapons, Yemen, Yemeni forces, Yemeni military

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to defend against drone strikes and ballistic missiles launched by the Houthis!

Our captain has noted that players on our server are not accustomed to “this level of weapons and violence,” but don’t worry, you’ll quickly learn to adapt. The Yemenis on our server are perfecting their technique, so the more they fire, the more accurate they become. It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with explosives!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a missile strike), then join us for a truly striking experience. Just make sure to build a bomb shelter for your diamond stash!

SleepyBeeCraft – Where even the creepers hit snooze!

bee happy, bee kind, bee positive, bee sleepy, bee yourself, CREEPERS, exhausted, Hit, sleepy, sleepy bee, sleepy day, sleepy day bee, sleepy day life, sleepy day mood, sleepy day tag, sleepy day vibes, sleepy life, sleepy mood, sleepy tag, sleepy trail, sleepy vibes, SleepyBeeCraft, snooze, tired

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most buzz-worthy Minecraft server out there! Are you feeling too sleepy to bee yourself today? Well, have no fear because on our server, you can transform into a literal bee and buzz around causing chaos!

Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!

Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

(Audio), Absurd, AI Generated music, Artificial Intelligence, beats, BIZARRE, Bob Dole, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Music, Parody, PeeInducing, piss yourself, Ridiculous, satire, Server, strange, Technology, weird

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ores Mined:	5990	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

BUILD, commemoration, CommieCraft, controversial, Country, CREEPERS, culture, Diplomacy, explode, foreign influence, global presence, History, international relations, landmarks, Monuments, nationalism, political statements, pride, public art, russians, sculpture, Statues, Symbolism, tradition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	94	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

Bender, Character customization, Character development, Characters, Craft, Experience, game design, Gaming, gaming culture, gender, gender change, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Genders, hilarious, Immersion, Inclusivity, LGBT representation, Mods, narrative choices, player agency, social commentary, societal expectations, Swap, Switch, Transgender, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Farms Harvested:	401
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

base, BootyCraft, BUILD, butt sex, Butts, controversial beliefs, controversial opinions, Cool, cultural influences, divisive topics, infanticide, lesbians, lgbtq rights, Moral values, Players, political ideologies, political views, public opinion, reproductive rights, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stuff, United States voters, view, voting behavior, world, world view

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	5731	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ores Mined:	4403
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6222

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1166	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.