security guard Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

baby, baby shower, BabyBlock, Colleague, front desk, husband, jealous, Loneliness, lunch, Management, maternity leave, Minecraft, possessive, Pregnancy, reception, security guard, Server, social life, Surprise, Visit, Wife, work

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a hot cup of coffee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time Sacha accidentally crashed her colleague’s lunch date with his wife.

Imagine a world where you can create your own baby shower for your virtual baby, just like the one Sara is planning for her Minecraft baby with Tomas. Will you be invited to the virtual baby shower, or will you have to come up with an excuse about needing milk for your virtual baby too?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience all the crazy antics and unexpected twists that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as Sacha’s lunchtime rendezvous with her colleague and his wife. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments!

FNaF Security Squad

Animatronics, creepy, easy job, fictional job, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, haunted attraction, horror game, horror genre, indie game, jump scares, MONEY, night guard, Night shift, night watchman, SECURITY, security guard, security job, squad, Surveillance, survival horror, video game

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a security guard in FNaF but with a twist! instead of just sitting in a creepy building all night, you get to explore a whole new world filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters.

guard the animatronics from pesky players trying to break in and steal their pizza! but watch out, because these animatronics are no joke – they’ll chase you down and give you a spook like you’ve never experienced before.

earn tons of money for doing basically nothing – just like the security guard in FNaF! who needs managers when you can just clock in and dip out whenever you want?

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun – just don’t forget to bring your flashlight and a change of pants, because things are about to get wild!

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	160	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

Late for WorkCraft: The Minecraft Server where being fashionably late is the only way to play!

alarm button, alien invasion, Arrives late, Barney, casserole, explosion, Fashionably, Invasion, irresponsible, kills scientist, laser beam, Late, Magnusson, Minecraft, mute retard, Play, Problem, security guard, Server, shiny rock, Trouble, troublemaker, WorkCraft, Workplace

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3956
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

🤣🎮 Ready to cause chaos and destruction in the most hilarious ways possible? Join our Minecraft server where you can arrive late for work, sabotage your coworkers, and even start an alien invasion just for fun! Who needs boring old tasks when you can blow up casseroles and push shiny rocks into laser beams? Plus, you’ll have the chance to take out every scientist and security guard in sight! Come join the madness and let your inner troll run wild! 😉🚀🔥 #MinecraftMayhem.

MoanCraft – Where even the creepers can’t compete with the noise!

(Audio), Background, Community, compete, CREEPERS, Diversity, empowerment, healing, inclusion, internet, mental health, MoanCraft, Moaning, noise, Quote, social media, SpinninBackfist, Support, trending, twitter, viral, white women, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9780	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	140	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only soundtrack you’ll hear is white women moaning in the background! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – it’s actually HEALING for your soul. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

Our server is so INSANE that even the PLATFORM TWITTER had to take notice. That’s right, we’re breaking the internet with our one-of-a-kind gameplay and OUTRAGEOUS music choices. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly special.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and an open mind – you’re going to need it!

Crafty2024: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

2024.., captivating story, Character development, Crafty2024, CREEPERS, Disappointment, Drool, Emotional journey, forgotten game, Hidden Gem, Indie developer, indie game, Life is Strange, lost potential, missed opportunity, Mystery, narrative, Original Characters, Overlooked, rule, Sadness, Teen Drama, unappreciated, video game, villagers

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchantments Applied:	268	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us on a journey through a world filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges that will make you question reality itself.

Our server is so legendary that even in the year 2024, people will still be talking about it. Forget about that forgotten game with a promising storyline, because here you will find a teen drama that will make Life is Strange look like a children’s cartoon.

Our characters are not just cute and original, they are mind-blowing and will leave you speechless. Join us and become part of a community that will never let you down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the unbelievable world of our Minecraft server!

JesusCraft: Where even creepers say their prayers!

Beliefs, Christian beliefs, Christian culture, Christian influence, Christian traditions, Christian values, Christianity, Christianity in modern society, Christianity in society, Christianity in the West, Christianity in Western culture, CREEPERS, cultural Christianity, culture, JesusCraft, Prayers, Religion, society, Traditions, VALUES, Western countries

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	3219	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how Christian western countries really are! Our server is so Christian, even the creepers say their prayers before exploding.

We have churches made entirely out of diamond blocks, where players can attend virtual sermons and confess their virtual sins. Our moderators dress up as priests and bless players with enchanted items for good luck in their virtual adventures.

But beware, if you don’t follow the Ten Commandments of our server, you might end up in virtual hell, where the only way out is to mine your way through a maze of obsidian blocks.

So come on, join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only way to survive is through faith and redstone!

Blocky Babes: Where Minecraft meets 10/10 Women!

10/10 woman, attractive, Babes, beautiful woman, beauty, blocky, dream girl, dream woman, FLAWLESS, flawless beauty, Goddess, Gorgeous, human female, ideal, ideal woman, meets, Minecraft, MODEL, perfect woman, Perfection, Stunning, stunning beauty, stunning female, stunning woman, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	191250	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of searching for the perfect 10/10 woman in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can find the most epic and gorgeous women you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find your dream girl. From pixelated princesses to blocky beauties, we have it all!

But beware, these women are not your average Minecraft villagers. They are strong, independent, and crafty – literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect 10/10 woman before someone else does!

GohanCraft: Where Minecraft meets Dragon Ball Z!

Ball, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, debate, dialogue, discussion, Dragon.., exchange, forum, Gohan, GohanCraft, ideas, Interaction, meets, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, Platform, sharing, Talk, Thoughts, Thread, Topic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	34923	Animals Bred:	109
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

: The Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our MODS are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a whirling Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a villager who speaks only in memes to a chicken who thinks it’s a superhero, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Disco Dungeon, where the party never stops and the loot is as shiny as a beacon in the night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life!

LolCraft: LakhLoving Indians

Awareness, Casual, colloquial, Communication, crore, culture, English, Global, Indians, International, LAKH, LakhLoving, Language, linguistic, LolCraft, Misconception, Slang, Speech, Understanding, Usage, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	225	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of Indian English! Join us and witness players casually throwing around terms like “lakh” and “crore” as if they’re the most universal words in the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments where players try to explain these terms to confused foreigners, leading to some epic misunderstandings. Imagine a player asking for “1 crore diamonds” and everyone thinking they’re a literal millionaire in the game!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and cultural enlightenment, join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew learning about Indian numerals could be so entertaining in a virtual world?

FlaVRcraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

2K24, Abigill Anemoia, ai art, ai generated art, animated, Archived Streams, blocks, Chocolate Chuubas, copypasta, corpo-style, Corpse Factory, Donna Vina D’Merlot, Dr. Citrea Lolime, Dr. Lollime, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FlaVRcraft, Fresh, Friends, fvr, gen structure, Historical Archive, idol corp, indie circle, Juwun, Juwun Sugarbloom, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Lime Edition, meets, Mixie Mixin, mr h, Nayvell Milkdrop, Neo Pawlino, new vegas, NiiCola, Nyana, Nyana Banyana, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Raimi Ricotta, Rika Paprika, Sawa, Sena Bonbon, Sour Grape Sama, Stable Diffusion Prompts, store stream, Strip, Taste, TAXES, Traube, TXC, Umami, Vtuber

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to the Lime Edition Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most outrageous structures? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories:

– Our server is run by a group of AI-generated VTubers who have taken over the Minecraft world with their quirky personalities. From a sassy baker mother of two to a German FNAF loremaster, we’ve got it all. – Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a femboy nurse IRL who has an incredible voice range from UwU to Macho Man? Well, now you can! – Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as we dominate the Minecraft universe with our unique characters and crazy antics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on the Lime Edition Minecraft Server and let the fun begin!

Blocky Babes: Where Pixels Become Pretty Pixels

Babes, beauty standards, blocky, body positivity, character design, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, female character, female empowerment, FEMINIST, illustration, incel, make pretty female character, Misogyny, pixels, PRETTY, real woman, strong female character, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS, YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A REAL WOMAN YOU FUCKING INCEL

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can make the prettiest female character you’ve ever seen! And trust us, you’ve never seen a real woman like this before, you incel! Join us for a chance to experience the most gorgeous avatars and unleash your inner fashionista.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server is built on top of a secret treasure trove, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

And if treasure hunting isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-maned unicorns and frolic through fields of pixie dust. It’s a magical experience that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fairytale land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! And remember, no incels allowed – only real gamers need apply.

Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

Allowed, armed militia, Christian Nationalism, Crafty, death, ENEMY, fascism, fascist, germany, Human, human monster, internet, Israel, Mental well-being, Minorities, Monsters, morally reprehensible, nazi, Nazis, punching nazis, shitposter, TOXIC, Trumpism, Zionism

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3876
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	7648	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4094	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

Crafty Neets Club

achievement, aspirations, club, Crafty, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goals, hard work, inspiration, life choices, made it, motivation, neets, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, regret, satisfaction, self improvement, success, worth it

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!