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RebelCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties inflicted, Combat, Conflict, death toll, Fighting, injured, Insurgency, Mali rebels, militants, Military, Minecraft, RebelCraft, Rebellion, security forces, Server, soldiers, violence, Wagner mercenaries, WARFARE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Mali rebels runnin’ around killin’ soldiers and Wagner mercenaries like it’s nobody’s business! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battle in the safety of a virtual world. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, so u can look fly while u fight for survival. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now and become a legendary warrior in our epic Minecraft server!

JubbalandJokers Minecraft Server

African Union, al-Shabab, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, EAST AFRICA, extremist group, extremists, Foiled, Insurgency, Jubbaland, JubbalandJokers, Killed, militants, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, regional stability, security forces, Server, Somali government, Somalia, terror attack, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we slay dragons and build castles like bosses. we got more action than a somali government raid on al-shabab militants, foiling their terror attack like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a hero in the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies like a true warrior. plus, we have the best loot and the dankest memes around. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

BangladeshMayhem Minecraft Server

Bangladesh unrest, BangladeshMayhem, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Civil unrest, Clashes, demonstrations, emergency, Fatalities, government crackdown, human rights violations, jail stormed, media censorship, Minecraft, opposition, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Public Safety, security forces, Server, TV news blackout, unrest aftermath, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN BANGLADESH! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN TV NEWS WENT OFF AIR TO COVER IT! WE EVEN STORMED A JAIL IN THE GAME, THAT’S HOW CRAZY WE ARE! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU END UP IN A VIRTUAL JAIL LIKE THOSE BANGLADESHI FOLKS, HAHAHA!

GazaGriefCraft

aid route, Armed Forces, Conflict, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefCraft, Hamas, idf, international relations, Islamic Jihad, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, military operation, naval chief, Palestinian territories, RETALIATION, security forces, Troops, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4690
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have IDF killing Islamic Jihad naval chiefs and Hamas attacking troops securing aid routes! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own base and defend it from crazy factions trying to take over. who knew minecraft could be so intense and action-packed?! join now for a wild ride like no other!

ShijaiyahWarsMC

anti-terrorism, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Deputy Commander, ELIMINATION, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, national security, Operation, Palestinian territories, security forces, Shijaiyah Battalion, ShijaiyahWarsMC, Shin Bet, terrorist organization

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF and Shin Bet taking out Hamas’s Shijaiyah Battalion’s Deputy Commander! battle it out in intense pvp matches and show off your skills in epic build battles. join now for a chance to be a hero and save the day in the craziest minecraft server ever!

KidalKarnageCraft

Accountability, accusations, African Union, Army, civilians, Conflict, human rights violations, international community, investigation, Justice, Kidal region, KidalKarnageCraft, killing, Mali, military intervention, Peacekeeping, Russian mercenaries, security forces, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a warzone like no other! our players are like mali’s army and russian mercenaries, slaying mobs left and right. but don’t worry, no civilians will be harmed in the making of this server (unless they’re creepers, then all bets are off).

we have epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in the kidal region. join us and be part of the chaos, the fun, and the madness. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft server like ours? come join now and let the craziness begin!

PalacePurgeCraft

Bolivia, constitutional crisis, coup attempt, Democracy, Evo Morales, government overthrow, international relations, La Paz, Latin America, military intervention, Ousted leader, PalacePurgeCraft, POLITICAL CRISIS, political instability, power struggle, Presidential Palace, PROTESTS, security forces, soldiers, south america, Unrest

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only coups happening are when someone steals your diamonds! Our players are like soldiers, storming the virtual palace to claim their loot and build the craziest bases you’ve ever seen!

Join us for non-stop action and adventure as you navigate through treacherous biomes and battle against mobs that are more ruthless than any dictator. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a rebellious army fighting for freedom and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you conquer, build, and survive in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBorschtBattle

anti-ISIS, BlockyBorschtBattle, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, detention centre, extremism, extremist group, hostage crisis, hostage rescue, hostage takers, international news, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Russian forces, russian military, security forces, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Dragons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mines Excavated:	3911	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity

activism, crushin, feminist movement, gender-based violence, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, iran, METOO, MIDDLE EAST, political repression, protest, rape, RapeCraft, resistance, security forces, sexual violence, social justice, uprising, UPRISINGS, violence against women, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun! our players are so wild, they once built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

and get this, our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a magical circus up in here! plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. it’s like a scene from a crazy action movie, but in minecraft form.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the chaos begin! who knows what kind of wacky adventures u’ll have. just remember, anything goes in this world of madness!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Holycraft, human rights violations, international relations, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian territories, palestinians, political tensions, Raid, security forces, Server, Unrest, violence, weapons, West Bank

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	New Chunks Explored:	776450
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz like, we got israeli forces killin’ two palestinians and seizin’ weapons in west bank raid! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness of this server. plus, we got some sick builds and minigames that will blow ur mind. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

Annapolis, Boomtastic, conspiracy theories, Craft, DMV, DMV area, explosions, explosive, Fun, large bangs, loud noises, Maryland, military base, Minecraft, mysterious sounds, naval academy, paranormal activity, strange occurrences, strange sounds, unexplained mysteries, unexplained noises, unexplained noises in DMV, unexplained phenomena, unexplained sounds, unusual events, Urban Legends

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Dawntrailmix, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Goblet, In-game Events, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Orbonne Monastery, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Seraph, Shirogane, XIV

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Buildings Constructed:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

autistic, Behavior, CHANGE, Communication, cope, culture, emotional intelligence, OFFENDED, ONLINE, Perception, provocation, Psycho, Sensitive, SnowflakeCraft, social media, society, Tantrum, tolerance, walking on eggshells, wrong

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	1316
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Star Shards Collected:	141	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

diamonds, economic hardship, economic support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, financial support, government assistance, job market, Jobless, living expenses, NEET, NEET benefits, neet lifestyle, NEETcraft, POVERTY, social security, social welfare, societal impact, underemployment, unemployed, unemployment, welfare system, youth unemployment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

1.5, blocks, PussyCraft, wet

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	3347

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

bullshit, Community, CONTENT, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, lol, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6634	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2546	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

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Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!