But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!
Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!
join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.
we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).
so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.
Join us for some wild adventures as we fight against injustice and blow stuff up for the greater good! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft revolution you’ve ever seen! Let’s show those Russian guards who’s boss, one TNT block at a time!
| Features |
|---|
| Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks |
| Plugins such as EssentialsX |
| Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp |
| Active community willing to help new members |
| Regular polls for community input |
| Fun events like build battles and PvP battles |
| Active community discussions |
| Stealing from bases allowed, but no griefing |
| PvP combat allowed |
You can join using the following IP addresses:
JAVA IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com
BEDROCK IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com
BEDROCK PORT: 19132
While stealing from bases is allowed, griefing bases is not permitted. Please respect all players and their creations.
Yes, PvP combat is allowed on the server for those who enjoy that aspect of gameplay.
Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/CJFVqzAv for regular updates, announcements, and community discussions.
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of victory, the joy of discovery, and the sheer madness of a Minecraft world where anything is possible. Just remember, the score is always 3-0 – because on our server, winning is the only option!
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in our weekly “Flips Challenge” where you have to do as many flips as possible before hitting the ground (safety not guaranteed).
But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where new players have to tell the cringiest story they can think of in order to gain access to our secret diamond mine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and the loot!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex-girlfriend appears out of nowhere at the local bar. You all start chatting and having a good time, until she drops the bomb that she’s his favorite girlfriend. Cue the awkward silence and passive-aggressive comments.
But wait, there’s more! After a few drinks, she sends your husband a novel-length text about how you’re insecure, petty, and basically the worst. She even brings up how he once said she was his favorite girlfriend (ouch). But fear not, because your husband shuts her down and defends your honor like a knight in shining armor.
So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find this level of drama and entertainment? Build your own virtual love triangle, navigate through ex-girlfriend encounters, and prove that you’re the favorite player on the server. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now for a wild ride!
Join us and experience a world where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build friendships with fellow players who support and uplift you, unlike my stepmom who only knows how to tear others down. Say goodbye to Thanksgiving nightmares and hello to a community that values and appreciates you for who you are.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave behind the toxic behavior of your past. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated for their uniqueness. See you in the game!
Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Enderman with a mustache that can steal your items just by looking at you. And don’t even get us started on the creeper with a top hat and monocle who only explodes in a puff of glitter.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some quirks about your body that you never knew existed.
oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.
and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.
so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.
build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.
don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!