CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	523	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4838
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mines Excavated:	3780	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6911	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

EarthSysCollapseCraft

#sustainability, alarming trends, Biodiversity loss, climate change, collapse, critical situation, Earth systems, EarthSysCollapseCraft, ecological collapse., ecological disaster, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, findings, global warming, Natural resources, planetary health, research, scientific study, study, urgent action needed

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Towns Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	187

so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

adventurers, Adventures, Allowed, Applications, Challenging, Community, crazy, Datapacks, Discord, Fire, Fires, Friends, Fun, java, Mature, Minecraft, Pl3xmap, Plugins, respectful, Server, smores, smp, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

Overview:

Launch Date	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty	Hard 💪
Fire Spread	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap	Yes 🗺️✨
Discord	Yes 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly	Yes 🌈

Upcoming Events:

Why Join Us?

Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads
Custom Nether Portals
Mini Blocks
Wandering Trades
Armor Statues
Unlock All Recipes
More Effective Tools
Fast Leaf Decay
Multiplayer Sleep
Double Shulker Shells
Armored Elytra
Anti Enderman Grief
Durability Ping
AFK Display
Spawn Teleport
Kill Empty Boats

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker
Pl3xMap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

54-58, CraftySpaghetti, falegname, Gesù, Giacomo, Giuda, Giuseppe, il filo, incredulità, ITA, Maria, matteo, Minecraft, miracoli, Mt 13, Patria, prodigi, profeta, sapienza, scandalo, Server, simone, sinagoga, sorelle, Vangelo

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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