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CraftyZelenskyyBidenParisApology
so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, biden and zelenskyy met in paris, right? and biden was all like, “sorry bro, we were late with the weapons and now russia be makin’ gains.” but, like, on this server, u can make all the gains u want without any delays, ya know? like, buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons and stuff. plus, u might even run into biden and zelenskyy themselves, who knows? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic gains together, bro! -
Zelenskiy’s Minecraft Server: Biden’s $225M Fun!

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military aid than biden meeting zelenskiy in france! we got $225 million worth of weapons and armor to help you conquer the virtual world! fight off creepers and zombies with our insane arsenal of weapons! who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now and show the world who’s boss on our epic minecraft server! -
HIMARS Havoc: $225m Aid to Ukraine

yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you get attacked by a bunch of creepers and skeletons. But fear not, cuz on this server, we got your back with $225 million worth of military aid, including HIMARS rockets!Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, blowin’ up mobs left and right with some high-tech weaponry. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s basically a war zone? It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but way more chaotic and hilarious.
So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual warfare in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even become a master at launching rockets like a pro. Let’s do this! 🚀💣🔥
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UkrainianCraft: $225M Upgrade Pack

LOL GUYS, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz we got more military aid than Ukraine! we got $225 MILLION worth of epic stuff to help u conquer the blocky world! we got diamond swords that shoot lasers, creepers that give u hugs instead of blowin’ up, and a secret base full of cake and puppies! join now and be the ultimate warrior in the craziest minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -
CraftyPleasures

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of pure awesomeness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Build towering castles, create intricate redstone contraptions, or just spend hours fishing for enchanted books in our mystical waters.
And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the shenanigans begin!
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NATOcraft: No Putin Veto

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ PUTIN AINT GOT NO POWER HERE, WE DONT NEED NO VETO FROM HIM! WE GOT A SECRETARY GENERAL WHO SAYS JOIN US OR ELSE PUTIN WILL CRY LIKE A BABY! COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND FIGHT THE RUSSIANS WITH US, WE’RE TAKING OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! HAHAHAHAHA! -
Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Elon Musk himself could hire you at minimum wage at the beginning of the universe, and he would still be rolling in the dough today! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and dance parties with creepers. We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the galaxy! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Elon Musk will actually show up and offer you a job. Stranger things have happened in our wacky world!
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Psychedelic Trials & Support
Mental Health Treatment, mental health support, treatment resistant depression, major depressive disorder, holistic healing
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like taking a trip on some wild psychedelics without even leaving your computer chair! Our server is so lit, it’ll cure your major depressive disorder, treatment-resistant depression, and posttraumatic stress disorder faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, if you’re struggling with substance use disorders, we got you covered too!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a whole other dimension. You’ll be building castles in the sky, battling dragons, and making friends with talking pigs in no time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond unicorn that grants wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but way more fun!
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Cobblemon


Cobblemon Star Academy Server Overview
Server Info You were hit by a truck and woke up in front of an old junky RV in a world full of Pokemon! Mods Sophisticated Storage, Sophisticated Backpacks, Rideable Cobblemon, Breeding Features Interactive economy, Wager Star Badges, Tournaments, Player Gyms, Mob spawns enabled Join Now IP: 63.135.165.249:25565 FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP or subdomain provided above. What mods are available on the server? The server features mods like Sophisticated Storage, Sophisticated Backpacks, Rideable Cobblemon, and more. What can I do on the server? You can participate in duels, tournaments, player Gyms, and explore a world full of Pokemon and structures to loot. How do Star Badges work? Wager Star Badges in duels starting February 1st, and you can trade them for rare items like Master Balls and Shiny Tokens within the server. Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server? Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community using the provided link above. -
Nympho Femme Direct 1.21

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this wild Minecraft server where the players are as unpredictable as a nymphomaniac femanon?I mean, imagine the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next!
One minute you’re building a sweet castle, the next minute you’re getting backstabbed by your own teammate.
It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of loops and twists.
So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your own supply of holy water, ’cause things are gonna get crazy.

