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WTF Minecraft Server: Blocks & Banter

banter, blocks, companies, corporate governance, dilution, existing stockholders, finance, financial news, fraud, Investment, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, new stock, scam, securities, Server, shareholder rights, shitcoin, stock dilution, stock issuance, stock market, unethical practices, WTF

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9528	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Votes:	7660	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	373249	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1292	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7671
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7643
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Votes:	272	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!