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BrazilCraft – The Samba Minecraft Server

Bra, BrazilCraft, conforto, cores vibrantes, design, detalhes, edição moreno, Elegancia, estampas, ESTILO, fabricação nacional, fio brasileiro, lingerie, Minecraft, moda brasileira, moda íntima, Modelagem, pixadaço, qualidade, SAMBA, sensualidade, Server, tecidos, tendencias

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the floss!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made of emerald blocks? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, ITT, memes, Minecraft, offbeat, Online Community, OOC, OOC Panels, Out of Context Panels, Panels, PixelatedPals, pop culture, Random, smp, social media, surreal, Unconventional, unexpected, viral content

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

SisterSavageCraft

Argument, attitude, Boundaries, camping trip, Communication, exhaustion, family, Help, lack of sleep, Niece, Nurses, Overnight, relationships, responsibilities, rush hour traffic, single mom, sister, SisterSavageCraft, stress, Support, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	125877	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	7341	Star Shards Collected:	97
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	142
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2850
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	807
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	8594
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7937	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Votes:	2610	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	113
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7602
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!