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Blocky Hideout – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secret stash of porn pics safe from prying eyes? Look no further! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your questionable content remains hidden from nosy spouses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that understands the importance of keeping your digital secrets safe. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden vault in the server where you can store all your NSFW goodies without fear of discovery. So come on over and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9085	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	6282	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	4834	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	6138	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2568	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Crops Grown:	9485	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5472
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Animals Bred:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Ores Mined:	2947
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!