Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!
– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the walls are lined with dancing villagers and the floor is made of glowing obsidian.
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!
So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!
Welcome to our legendaryMinecraft server where the final chapter of your gaming journey awaits… well, mostly.
Join us for epic adventures in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs (just kidding, they still explode).
Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s building a secret base made entirely out of diamond blocks just to show off.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve and Alex. Come boogie down with the coolest mobs in town and show off your best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and be a part of the final chapter… well, mostly. 😉
Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shootEXPLODING SHEEP from your fingertips and build castles made of CHOCOLATE BLOCKS.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet TALKING CREEPER that will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for diamonds.
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!
Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.
2. We have a secret underground city on our server where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s hilarious.
3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the rainbow unicorn. If you can find and tame one of these beauties, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
4. We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of Minecraft hide and seek. The twist? The seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Good luck hiding!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always beware of the llama overlords.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!
But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.
New server, friendly mods/admins, Guilds, pets, dungeons, PvP arena, mini games, survival game! and tons of fun, for people who love to adventure. Join us!…
This server is not just a smp server we have alot of amazing and fun things such as.
Hub server where you can use cosmetics such as gadgets and play games and do parkour and more. We have alot of things such as mystery boxes.
Minigame events Participate in minigames during events to earn Gems. What are gems for exactly ? Well let me tell you! you can earn gems by playing on the server or participating in our weekly events! you can use those gems to buy ranks which gives you access to more commands and more abilities and more
we even have a PVP arena
all these things listed ubove are what we have for the SMP survival server to join click the NPC
To buy ranks just do /Points store and click the bedrock and it will take you to the ranks store GUI
We have a Creative CMP server for players who want to play on creative mode
Rules
No Racism/hate/discrimination
No Swearing
No Hacking
No Ban Evasion
No Staff Disrespect/Impersonation/player impersonation/Disrespect
Do Not Ask For Op you will be banned if you do
please read /rules for more info
HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.
Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome!
Java IP: rainmasyand.fun
Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132