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Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Votes:	7932
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	930	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7316
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	100	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	755	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Votes:	4982
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

#classified information, buried truth, concealed past, confession, confidential disclosure, covert confession, darkest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, intimate disclosure, personal revelation, private revelation, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed feelings, undisclosed guilt, undisclosed information., untold story, whats

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, compassion, Deception, family, family dynamics, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Lies, Minecraft, moral dilemma, nephew, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, Server, sibling rivalry, SisLiedNephewCried, Truth

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mines Excavated:	3168

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

BackyardVirusCraft

Animals, animals in US, backyard, backyard species, BackyardVirusCraft, common animals, common backyard animals, covid, Covid virus, examined, harbored, researchers, species, US, Virginia, Virginia animals, Virus, virus found, virus in animals, virus in backyard animals, virus in US

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	8

so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

Mainland SMP

Active, Active players, Basic, Community, cooperative play, Essentials, fast growing, Grinding, limited plugins, Minecraft, minimal plugins, multiplayer, multiplayer server, Player Base, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Teams, traditional gameplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4645	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Mainland SMP

A fast growing minecrart server, where the focus is keeping the server as vanilla and basic as possible.

We have an active player base, and a lot of teams to join and grind with.

The server limits the use of plugins. We try to limit this because we want the server to be as vanilla as possible. The plugins we use are essentials (/home , /tpa), Teams and RTP!

168.100.163.7:25568

APEX SMP

1.18.2, 2HR, 30, APEX SMP, Chill, dm, Economy, English, java, Mini Games, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	1875
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Java or Bedrock:**JAVA ONLY**

Version: **1.18.2**

Realm/Server/World: **Server**

Number of players: **30+**

Length of Play Session: **2hr+**

Gametype: **Economy/Chill/Survival**

Language: **English**

**DM**

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The Sanctum: Guaranteed to cure your block fever since 1.21! 21+ only, just like a fine wine.

Adults, Bases, BLOCK, cure, diamond-based economy, Discord, everyday life, Farms, Fever, Fine, gaming district, GUARANTEED, HermitCraft Inspired, likeminded people, Mature, Minecraft, modded server, Monitoring, Player Base, Relax, Relaxed, rules, sanctum, Server, Shop, shopping district, Vanilla, vanilla world, wind down, wine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to Sanctum SMP!

We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second vanilla world.

The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.

For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.

Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!

Discord Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Is there a shop economy on the server?	Yes, the server uses a diamond based economy with no shop plugins.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, players are expected to treat others with respect and follow community guidelines outlined in the rules.
How can I join the server?	Players must first join the Discord server and undergo a short voice chat interview before being whitelisted.

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

BlockyBuddy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	7856
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of getting blocked by your online crush? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, there’s no blocking allowed! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of getting ghosted by your virtual boo. Join us and never worry about getting blocked again – unless you build a giant statue of their face without permission, then all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP: 10/10 Millennial Approved

10/10 rating, APPROVED, highly recommended, millennial, millennial approved, millennial approved products, millennial approved services, millennial choices, millennial consumer behavior, millennial culture., millennial favorites, millennial generation, millennial lifestyle, millennial mindset, millennial preferences, millennial satisfaction, millennial trends, Millennials, Minecraft, must have, popular among millennials, smp, top rated

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4817	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	98
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the memes flow like water and the laughter never stops? Look no further than our server, where even millennials consider it a 10/10 experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties in the Nether with our resident zombie DJ. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a quick game of spleef.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBanter: PartnerProbs

anger, appreciation, birthday celebration, birthday gift, BlockyBanter, cabin in the woods, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, Expenses, expensive gifts, financial contributions, financial expectations, Gratitude, income, living together, misunderstandings, PartnerProbs, relationship, saving money, Scrooge, sharing expenses

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank? Look no further than our server! We offer luxurious cabins in the woods for the low, low price of 250 euros a night. And if it’s your birthday, it’s on the house!

Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!

CraftyCreeperAgeUP

aging, aging gracefully, changing preferences, CraftyCreeperAgeUP, developing passions, embracing change, evolving interests, evolving tastes, Experience, growing older, interests, Life Changes, Maturity, new hobbies, personal growth, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, shifting perspectives, wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you starting to like more as you get older? Well, if it’s Minecraft then boy do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character while dodging his evil pranks and tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, Government, Heir, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Chul, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, leadership, Minecraft, North Korea, Politics, power, seoul, Server, spy agency, Succession, Successor, Training

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	274	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.