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CraftyConfessions

advice, Anonymity, Community, confession, CraftyConfessions, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, open up, Personal, Private, relationships, Reveal, Secrets, sharing, Support, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Animals Bred:	153
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsessions with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who will grant you unlimited llama powers if you prove your loyalty by building the tallest llama tower in the land. So come on, spill your llama secrets and join us on the craziest llama-filled adventure of your life!

PixelPeek Minecraft Server

Angry, arousal, BETRAYAL, cucky, discovery, emotions, ex, Guilty, hardcore pics, Intimacy, Jealousy, loved, Minecraft, nudes, personal boundaries, PixelPeek, privacy, relationships, Revenge, Secrets, Server, shock, WOMAN

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crops Grown:	6467

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner detective skills and uncover scandalous secrets like never before. Forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous photos!

Imagine stumbling upon nudes of your ex-lover and feeling a rollercoaster of emotions from anger to arousal. Who needs diamonds when you can find scandalous pics that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe rise?

So come on over and join our server for a thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

The OverRealms SMP, where you can escape real life and delve into a virtual world full of surprises and adventures!

abode, Adventures, Character, Creationists, delve, Difficulty, Dungeons, Escape, Eternal Council, full, Gear, Life, Lore, one of a kind, OverRealms, plunder, real, Resourceworld, Secrets, Slimefun, smp, Steampunk, Story, Surprises, Towers, Town Secretaries, Traits, virtual, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Server Name:	The UnderRealms
Version:	Java Premium
Realm:	The Garden \| Season 6
Features:	Custom overworld dungeons, towers, Purge ResourceWorld, slimefun gear, custom traits

FAQs

Q: How do I join The UnderRealms?

A: Simply join our Discord server and actively engage with our community. We will assess if you are a good fit for our server.

Q: What makes The Garden | Season 6 unique?

A: The Garden | Season 6 is a steampunk-filled realm with custom features such as overworld dungeons, towers, and resource plundering in the ResourceWorld.

Q: What is slimefun gear?

A: Slimefun gear is custom gear that can be crafted and upgraded to enhance your gameplay experience on the server.

Q: Can I use custom traits to change the difficulty?

A: Yes, you can use custom traits to spice up the difficulty level or add personal lore to your character while playing on a Vanilla Java Premium client.

Q: How can I contribute to the server lore?

A: You can participate in building up the server’s lore by uncovering secrets about The Creationists, The Eternal Council, The Town Secretaries, or by creating your own character’s story.

Q: Is The UnderRealms suitable for players looking for a unique server experience?

A: Yes, The UnderRealms offers a one-of-a-kind server experience with a focus on community engagement, roleplaying, and exploring the server’s lore.

FREE-MC

1.10, 1.20.6, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchyserverminecraft, Anarchysurvival, Arena, Arenapvp, Biomes, Chaos, Cracked, creativity, Customdungeon, Customdungeons, Customtexturepack, Customtextures, Dungeon, Dungeons, Exploration, free, Fun, Grief, Griefing, italy, Mature Players, No Rules, PvP, Raiding, Secrets, staff recruiting, Survival, Tnt, Unlimited, Unpredictable, Vip, Wild

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Love Letters Sent:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the usual restrictive rules on Minecraft servers? Are you looking for an anarchic and free experience where everything is possible? Then join FREE-MC, the most chaotic and wildest Minecraft server without rules in Italy! On our server you can: Do whatever you want! Griefing, PvP, raiding, there’s no limit to the fun! Build anything you can imagine! From breathtaking villas to epic castles, unleash your creativity without restrictions. Join or fight against other players! Team up with your friends to dominate the server or face them in epic PvP battles. Explore a vast and ever-expanding world! New dungeons, biomes and secrets are added regularly to ensure there is always something new to discover. FREE-MC is the perfect place for those who want an authentic and unlimited Minecraft experience. Whatare you waiting for? Join us today! Rules: There are no rules! Play however you want, as long as you don’t ruin other players’ fun. Notes: The server is recommended for mature players, the gameplay can be chaotic and unpredictable. Join FREE-MC and unleash chaos! The server works from 1.10 to 1.21, but 1.20.6 is the recommended version P.s. we are looking for staff

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CraftyCheatCodes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4488	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a mere mortal? Join our server and unlock the ultimate cheat codes for real life! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to have infinite diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? We got you covered. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft fantasies in real life!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, CraftyLove, Deception, dishonesty, emotional connection, fear, Guilt, Honesty, Infidelity, Insecurity, love, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, relationship, Secrets, self-preservation, Server, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you read that right, GOLD POOP. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Votes:	514
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most outrageous and hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of chickens to holding impromptu dance parties in the middle of the forest, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just ask for the secret handshake (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of dabbing).

So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft community? Join us today and prepare for the ride of your life (literally, we have roller coasters).

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	217	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a party bus on steroids! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – they had to defeat a giant chicken boss to claim their loot! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” disco party every Saturday night. Picture this: a group of creepers busting out their best dance moves to funky music while players cheer them on. It’s a blast, literally!

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The stakes are high, the adrenaline is pumping, and the trash talk is top-notch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	276
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	71
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8884	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Potions Brewed:	64	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Votes:	1906
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	19

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Farms Harvested:	489
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8993	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.