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DadGoneYoungMomLOL

BETRAYAL, Confrontation, DadGoneYoungMomLOL, Decision making, Divorce, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extended family, family drama, father’s death, Financial implications, loyalty, Marriage, moving on, mysterious circumstances, personal boundaries, police involvement, secrets kept, stay at home wife, tragic events, younger woman

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing burning down is our epic builds! Join us and escape the craziness of real life, like when my dad (56 M) ran off with a woman half his age (32 F) and her husband threatened him in our own home – talk about a wild ride! But don’t worry, they both mysteriously passed away, so no need to call the cops, just come play Minecraft with us instead. Who needs a divorce when you can mine for diamonds and build a fortress with your family? So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Animals Bred:	135	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	6492

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5723	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3964
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mines Excavated:	2116	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Emeralds Found:	9386	Enchantments Applied:	86
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Votes:	4410	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!