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SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

2060s, authorized use, baffling crimes, brain analysis, Daily Himitsu, deceased, final moments, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, investigation, Japan, Minecraft, MRI System, neurotechnology, restrictions, scientists, SecretlyCrafted, Section Nine, smp, special police unit, top secret, visual memories, Volume 11

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretlyCrafted, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	7579
Animals Bred:	118	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner unicorn! 🦄 Our server is home to a secret society of players who all secretly wish they were magical unicorns prancing through the pixelated forests of Minecraft. Why settle for being a boring old human when you can be a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of ghost chickens who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log on to find your house filled with floating eggs or hear spooky clucking sounds in the dead of night.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn while fending off ghost chickens with your enchanted diamond sword? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we invite you to come be a part of the madness on our Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination! 🌈🐔👻

RamenCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Communication Issues, Dinner, exhaustion, family, forgetfulness, household chores, Hunger, husband, indifference, leftovers, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, quiet communication, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship issues, Server, takeout, work stress

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the quietest arguments can turn into epic battles! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of forgetting to leave your husband dinner and causing a ramen-packed meltdown like never before.

Imagine a world where leftover lasagna leads to intense family drama and mushroom soup becomes the source of heated discussions. Will you be the one to forget to feed your husband and spark a rage-filled quest for takeout?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to navigate through the twists and turns of household chores, all while trying to survive the chaos of forgotten meals and misunderstood whispers. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate challenge of communication in the face of hunger!

NoRespawn4U

>20 years old, 4th of july, aita, Boundaries, brush teeth, can’t come back, Communication, Conflict, crying, DRIVE, family, House, LEAVING, nephew, NoRespawn4U, odd, parenting, shower, sleepover, unreasonable

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crops Grown:	5243	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Void Armor Forged:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of shower-time disputes, family arguments, and emotional breakdowns – all in the comfort of your own virtual world!

Our server is so intense, even a simple shower request can turn into a full-blown family feud. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life drama unfold right in front of your eyes?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Just remember, things may get a little too real – but isn’t that what makes it all the more exciting?

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

budgeting, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFool, extravagant purchases, financial blunders, financial decisions, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, foolish spending, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulsive purchases, Minecraft, money habits, money management, money troubles, money wasted, money woes, personal finance, regrettable purchases, Server, splurging

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	208296	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of money on something completely foolish? Well, get ready to do it again on our Minecraft server! Join us and spend all your virtual coins on pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and diamond-encrusted pickaxes that break after one use.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other farm animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may not actually come true).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to spend all your in-game currency on ridiculous items).

PixelatedParanormal

anomaly, BIZARRE, disbelief, eXtraordinary, EYES, eyewitness account, Incredible, INSANE, Mysterious, Paranormal, Phenomenon, PixelatedParanormal, proof, skepticism, strange, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable story, Unexplainable, unproven, witnessed

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or witnessed a group of villagers break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun sets? Well, on our Minecraft server, these are just everyday occurrences!

Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the laws of physics and logic don’t apply. Build your dream castle out of floating blocks, ride a llama into the sunset, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But beware, the land is also filled with mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you might encounter a talking cow or a group of mischievous Endermen throwing a party.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and prepare for a journey like no other. Who needs proof when you have a server full of absurdity and laughter waiting for you?

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, senior commander, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

OMG u guyz gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Hezbollah firing rockets left and right, just like in real life but in blocky pixel form! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging rockets while building your own epic base! Who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos all day long?! Join now before the server gets blown up!

RainbowCraft: Land of Acceptance

acceptance, Admit, Asylum, Court, discrimination, equality, gay man, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Japan, Justice, Land, Legal, LGBTQ, minority rights, persecution, Protection, RainbowCraft, refugee, Ruling, sexual orientation, social justice

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Animals Bred:	28

so, like, this server is like the ultimate safe haven for all the gaymers out there who have been persecuted for their love of rainbows and unicorns. like, the government in this server is all about accepting everyone for who they are, no matter how many times they accidentally set fire to their own house while trying to cook a potato. join us and be free to express your true self, whether that’s building a giant rainbow castle or just running around in circles screaming “potato!” at the top of your lungs. come on, you know you want to be a part of this magical world where being fabulous is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the only rule is you have to wear a tutu made out of diamonds. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

LavaButtCraft

Bowels, Bowls, butt, digestive system, Earth, Earth’s core, excretion, Geological processes, geology, Geothermal activity, lava, LavaButtCraft, Magma, Molten rock, Natural phenomena, Poop, Rock, Solid waste, volcanic activity, volcano, Waste

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	New Chunks Explored:	774350
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate chaos and madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a volcano erupting with molten rock and poop flying everywhere.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of flying pigs attack you, or building a majestic castle only to have it invaded by a horde of dancing zombies.

we have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle or turn all the cows into disco-loving party animals.

join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, stay far away)!

PixelCraftJupiFun

Analysis, astronomers, Astronomy, Astronomy News, Celestial, data, discovery, england, Exploration, Jupiter, Observation, PixelCraftJupiFun, pixels, planet, research, Science, Shape, Space, Technology, telescope

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Animals Bred:	199
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server so huge it’s like the size of england? well, this server is so massive that even astronomers are using it to find new shapes on jupiter! imagine mining for diamonds while helping discover new planets, talk about multitasking! join now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world adventure ever! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here, ready to challenge anyone who dares to enter his domain. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s truly out of this world!

✔️CyberSync✔️ | Vanilla | Creative | Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, blocks, BUILD, Community, Creative, CyberSync, Explore, Fun, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Project, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Our project has a server with creative and vanilla survival

185.17.0.28:19501

Welcome to Cubixity: Where building worlds is serious business, but geopolitics is a total joke!

alliances, building, Business, Community, Cubixity, culture, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Geopolitics, JOKE, Medieval, Religion, Roleplay, storytelling, TOTAL, Trade, worlds

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to Cubixity!

We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Cubixity and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

What we offer:

Feature	Description
A server at the beginning of history	This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few days ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server
Lands	Used to claim your builds, for diplomacy with other nations and Wars.
Brewery	Get drunk, brew your own potions and much more!
The freedom of worldbuilding	You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.
Documented history	There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

Dynmap: https://map.cubixity.net/

Discord: https://discord.gg/e2uwgux3DQ

Roleplay is encouraged, not required.

FAQ:

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining?

A: We recommend players be at least 13 years old to join.

Q: Can I build whatever I want in the server?

A: Yes, you have the freedom to build almost anything you desire in Cubixity.

Q: How do I join a nation or create my own?

A: You can join a nation by contacting the nation’s leader or create your own by gathering members and claiming land.