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Secretly Samefagging Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Just be prepared for a wild and bumpy ride!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly explodes for no reason!

– We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. Just be careful not to get scammed by the shady villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

affluent, chicks, Designer, exclusive, fashion, gossip, high society, Like.., luxury, Minecraft, no no, preppy, privileged, Rich, scandal, Secretly, Server, socialite, the, trend, up, Wealthy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3332	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	3852
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

Boredom SMP: Where you can pretend to be a Minecraft hermit while secretly joining a cult dedicated to updating to 1.21

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	795	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1022	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Void Armor Forged:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Server Information	Details
Server Version	1.20.4 (Update to 1.21 next week)
Mode	Online mode (Does not support cracked accounts)
Supported Platforms	Java only
Season Start	Friday, Jan 5th 2024
Discord	Join our Discord

What Makes Us Unique:

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Proximity Chat available but optional
NoChatReports enabled
Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win
Active staff support
Access to a creative server for all members

Discord & Dynmap

View the world with Dynmap (map.boredommc.com)
Server-Discord cross chatting

What to Expect:

Respectful adult community
Server events and competitions
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community with acceptance for all players

Server Details

Version: Java Edition 1.21
Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU | 10Gbps Network | 8TB SSD Storage
Location: Seacaucus, NJ, USA
GitHub Repository

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked account?

A: No, the server is in online mode and does not support cracked accounts.

Q: How often do you update the server version?

A: The server is currently on version 1.20.4 and will be updated to 1.21 next week for border expansion.

Q: Is the server Java only?

A: Yes, the server is only compatible with Java Edition.

Q: When did Season 4 start?

A: Season 4 started on Friday, Jan 5th 2024.

Q: What kind of gameplay does the server offer?

A: The server offers purely vanilla gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs.

Q: Are donations pay-to-win?

A: No, donations are cosmetic and do not provide any gameplay advantages.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, there is a creative server that all members can access by using the /creative command in-game.

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7871	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

Behavior, Communication, Craft, creeper, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Expectations, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, Misogyny, pet, power, prejudice, QUEENS, relationships, Respect, Secretly, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8472	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Villain2Hero: The Minecraft Server Where Bad Guys Rule (but secretly save the day!)

Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, bad, change in roles, change of heart, character arc, Character development, Day, Good vs. Evil, guys, Hero, Minecraft, new perspective, plot twist, Protagonist, Redemption, redemption arc, rule, Save, Secretly, Sequel, Server, story progression, transformation, turning point, unexpected hero, unexpected twist, Villain, Villain2Hero

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	175
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring heroes saving the day in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain becomes the hero in the sequel! That’s right, forget about predictable storylines where the good guys always win. On our server, the bad guys get a chance to redeem themselves and become the ultimate heroes!

Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of laughs as you witness the most unlikely heroes rise to the occasion. Who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the villains in the end! So come on, join our server and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

confusion, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hate, identity crisis, internal conflict, internalized misogyny, love, Misogyny, Paradox, Secretly, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, societal expectations, Theyre, toxic masculinity, WomanHaterCraft, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

AnimeGamerGirlsOnly Minecraft Server: Where Women Who Secretly Love Video Games Unite!

Anime, AnimeGamerGirlsOnly, culture, double standards, Entertainment, equality, feminism, games, Gaming, gender, hate, hobbies, interests, Like.., love, Media, Minecraft, Perception, PRETEND, representation, Secretly, Server, society, Stereotypes, unite, Video, video games, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Villages Defended:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2603
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Are you tired of women pretending to like video games and anime just to impress you? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who genuinely love building, crafting, and exploring – no fake gamer girls allowed! Join us for a chance to escape the fake gamer girl epidemic and enjoy a world where everyone is a true Minecraft enthusiast. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – talk about a spooky good time! So come on, join us and let’s show those fake gamer girls how it’s really done in the world of Minecraft!

PostBreakupMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Astral Projections Made:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and mine your way through the pain! Who needs a significant other when you have diamonds waiting to be discovered? Build a castle to keep out all the heartbreak and grief, or create a roller coaster to ride out your emotions. We even have a secret underground love potion brewing station for those looking to get back in the dating game. So come join us and craft your way to a better tomorrow!

CreeperApprovedNot

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Dimension Hops:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is a wild and wacky place where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and causing mayhem wherever you go.

On our server, it’s not just socially acceptable to grief other players’ builds, it’s encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s house? Go for it! Feeling like setting off a TNT explosion in the town square? We’ve got plenty of TNT to spare! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s lag).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items, stolen goods, and even other players’ heads. Need a diamond sword but don’t have any diamonds? Just head to the black market and see what shady deals you can make. Just be careful not to get caught by the server moderators – they don’t take kindly to players breaking the rules (even though that’s basically the whole point of our server).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and chaos is the name of the game, come join us! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you…

JewCraft2021

anti-semitism, Blacklist, Censorship, controversy, discrimination, european politics, extremism, Hate Speech, Italian politics, JewCraft2021, Jewish community, Jews, Middle East relations., nationalism, political ideology, political party, racism, social media, supporters of Israel, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5129
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crops Grown:	7473
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Potions Brewed:	78	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.