Secretly – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure
AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife
Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!
Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?
So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

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Secretly Samefagging Minecraft SMP
Anonymity, Deception, fake accounts, fake identities, hidden identity, internet anonymity, internet culture, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online ethics, online forums, online interactions, online personas, online privacy, samefagging, Secretly, smp, social media, trolling
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.
– We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Just be prepared for a wild and bumpy ride!
– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly explodes for no reason!
– We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. Just be careful not to get scammed by the shady villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

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Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server
affluent, chicks, Designer, exclusive, fashion, gossip, high society, Like.., luxury, Minecraft, no no, preppy, privileged, Rich, scandal, Secretly, Server, socialite, the, trend, up, Wealthy
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.
Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?
So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

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Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP
comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

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QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed
distinctive characteristics, distinctive quirks, hidden habits, hidden quirks, individual peculiarities, little-known quirks, obsessed, peculiar tendencies, personal eccentricities, personal idiosyncrasies, personal oddities, private eccentricities, quirky habits, QuirkyCraft, rare oddities, secret eccentricities, Secretly, special quirks, uncommon quirks, uncommon traits, unique behaviors, unique quirks, unusual mannerisms
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!
Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.
But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

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Boredom SMP: Where you can pretend to be a Minecraft hermit while secretly joining a cult dedicated to updating to 1.21

amd ryzen, Boredom, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, Cult, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Grief, Hermit, hermitcraft, java edition, JOINING, Minecraft, nj, PRETEND, Seacaucus, Secretly, server ip, smp, SSD Storage, Staff, tps, Updating, Uptime, Vanilla, Whitelisting

Server Information	Details
Server Version	1.20.4 (Update to 1.21 next week)
Mode	Online mode (Does not support cracked accounts)
Supported Platforms	Java only
Season Start	Friday, Jan 5th 2024
Discord	Join our Discord

What Makes Us Unique:

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Proximity Chat available but optional
NoChatReports enabled
Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win
Active staff support
Access to a creative server for all members

Discord & Dynmap

View the world with Dynmap (map.boredommc.com)
Server-Discord cross chatting

What to Expect:

Respectful adult community
Server events and competitions
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community with acceptance for all players

Server Details

Version: Java Edition 1.21
Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU | 10Gbps Network | 8TB SSD Storage
Location: Seacaucus, NJ, USA
GitHub Repository

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked account?

A: No, the server is in online mode and does not support cracked accounts.

Q: How often do you update the server version?

A: The server is currently on version 1.20.4 and will be updated to 1.21 next week for border expansion.

Q: Is the server Java only?

A: Yes, the server is only compatible with Java Edition.

Q: When did Season 4 start?

A: Season 4 started on Friday, Jan 5th 2024.

Q: What kind of gameplay does the server offer?

A: The server offers purely vanilla gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs.

Q: Are donations pay-to-win?

A: No, donations are cosmetic and do not provide any gameplay advantages.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, there is a creative server that all members can access by using the /creative command in-game.

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!
Behavior, Communication, Craft, creeper, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Expectations, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, Misogyny, pet, power, prejudice, QUEENS, relationships, Respect, Secretly, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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Villain2Hero: The Minecraft Server Where Bad Guys Rule (but secretly save the day!)
Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, bad, change in roles, change of heart, character arc, Character development, Day, Good vs. Evil, guys, Hero, Minecraft, new perspective, plot twist, Protagonist, Redemption, redemption arc, rule, Save, Secretly, Sequel, Server, story progression, transformation, turning point, unexpected hero, unexpected twist, Villain, Villain2Hero
Are you tired of the same old boring heroes saving the day in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain becomes the hero in the sequel! That’s right, forget about predictable storylines where the good guys always win. On our server, the bad guys get a chance to redeem themselves and become the ultimate heroes!
Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of laughs as you witness the most unlikely heroes rise to the occasion. Who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the villains in the end! So come on, join our server and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!
confusion, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hate, identity crisis, internal conflict, internalized misogyny, love, Misogyny, Paradox, Secretly, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, societal expectations, Theyre, toxic masculinity, WomanHaterCraft, Women
Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

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CraftyZelenskyUS
Congress, CraftyZelenskyUS, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Impeachment, impeachment inquiry, international relations, investigation, phone call, Politics, president trump, President Zelensky, salvageable, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine scandal, united states, US relations, Whistleblower, White House clash, Zelensky
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep everywhere. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to funky beats? it’s lit, fam.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of his wand. true story, bro.
come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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- Beyond Horizon
1.20.1
1.20.1, 96324209, amanekanatach, Communication, Community, Connections, culture, discussion, follow, forum, Horizonliul, Interaction, interests, japanese, ONLINE, sharing, Social, THEかなたへようこそ, ulliBeyond, welcome, Yoroshiku, へい民
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling evil mobs and exploring endless worlds filled with surprises. It’s like a rollercoaster made of pixelated dreams, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! Remember, diamonds are forever, but so is the fun on this server. Let’s do this!

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CraftyCuts Minecraft Server
Availability, cleaning, CraftyCuts, cutting policy, deep cleaning, Manager, Minecraft, open availability, Pay, Restaurant, senior manager, Server, Servers, Shift, side work, spiteful, Stocking, Tables, worker bee
🌟🌈🍄 HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER?! WELL, DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU! 🍄🌈🌟
SO, IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WORKING AT A RESTAURANT IN MINECRAFT, RIGHT? AND THEY CHANGE THEIR POLICY ON WHO GETS CUT FIRST! LIKE, WHAT?! IT’S A WHOLE DRAMA, I TELL YA! 🍔🍟
THEY START CUTTING BASED ON WHO HASN’T BEEN CUT IN THE LONGEST TIME! LIKE, WHAT KIND OF CRAZY IDEA IS THAT?! 🤪🤯
SO, YOU AND ANOTHER SERVER ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH OPEN AVAILABILITY, AND YOU’RE USUALLY IN AT 3:45. BUT YOU’RE DOING ALL THIS EXTRA WORK FOR LESS PAY! IT’S A REAL MINECRAFT MELTDOWN! 🔥💥
YOU TRY TO STICK UP FOR YOURSELF AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE BEING CALLED SPITEFUL! LIKE, WHAT?! 😱😡
SO, ARE YOU THE AITA FOR WANTING TO CHANGE YOUR AVAILABILITY? NAH, YOU’RE JUST A MINECRAFT LEGEND TRYING TO SURVIVE IN THIS CRAZY SERVER! JOIN US NOW FOR ALL THE WACKY FUN! 🤣🎮🚀

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NoDogNoBFAllowedCraft
annoying boyfriend, apartment rules, Boundaries, eviction risk, friendship, guilt tripping, landlord rules, no pets allowed, NoDogNoBFAllowedCraft, passive aggressive, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet policy, pet restrictions, pet-friendly, reconsidering friendship, rule follower, sneaking in, trust issues, Unwelcome
🌟🐶🤣 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER 🤣🐶🌟
🔥🚀🌈 Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to have a blast! 🌈🚀🔥
🐕🐾🤪 We don’t have a no-pets policy, in fact, we encourage you to bring all your furry friends along! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to have a pack of wolves as your loyal companions? Absolutely! The more pets, the merrier! 🤪🐾🐕
🤯👽🚀 And as for annoying boyfriends like Jake, well, we have a special dungeon just for them! Make them dig for diamonds all day or have them fight off creepers for your amusement. Who needs a passive-aggressive boyfriend when you can have a whole army of zombies at your command? 👽🚀🤯
🎉🌟🔥 So come join our server today and experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe! Who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead? See you there! 🎉🌟🔥

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Democraft Wars – Amerifriends Server
American politics, Amerifriends, Conflict, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, democracy in decline, democracy under threat, Democraft, dying democracy, enemies, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Leaders, leadership crisis, political turmoil, Political unrest, Server, War, war on enemies, Wars
Are you tired of dealing with the stress of real-world politics and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a good time? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from corrupt politicians, mine for diamonds to fund your rebellion against the oppressive government, and team up with fellow players to overthrow the evil overlords ruling over the land.
Forget about the chaos of the real world and come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs democracy when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? Join us now and let the revolution begin!

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BlockyBlueCops vs RedstoneRebels
Behavior, BIAS, BlockyBlueCops, communities, community relations, Democratic officers, Diversity, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, on-the-job situations, partisanship, Police departments, policing, political affiliation, political imbalance, Politics, RedstoneRebels, Republican officers, Republican-leaning, research, study, US
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is like a police department but on crack! we got republican creepers and democratic zombies runnin around, but don’t worry, they all act the same when it comes to protectin and servin.
u wanna see a republican skeleton fight a democratic spider? well, u can see dat on our server! it’s like a political showdown in da minecraft world. and guess what? we even got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all da political drama and just mine for diamonds in peace.
so, if u wanna experience sum wild political chaos mixed with some good ol’ minecraft fun, den join our server now! trust me, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget!

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Bokspvp Klack 1.16.5-1.20 server minecraft
1.16.5, 1.20, Bokspvp, Klack, Minecraft, Server
server “BokspvP Klack 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Enchanted Isles 1.20.4
1.20.4, British cities, cultural diversity, Enchanted, england, football clubs, Greater Manchester, historic architecture, Industrial Revolution, Isles, long tail tags: United Kingdom, Manchester, Manchester Airport, Manchester Arena, Manchester Central Library, Manchester City, Manchester Museum, Manchester Town Hall, manchester united, music scene, northern England, Oasis, rainy weather, Salford, the smiths
Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, buckle up your diamond armor because this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!
We’ve got more mods than a Kardashian family reunion, so get ready to experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before.
From towering skyscrapers to underground dungeons filled with treasure, this server has it all. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will have you sweating more than a creeper in a sauna.
So come on down to our server and join the craziest block party in all of Manchester, England, England. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? Life is unpredictable like that). Let’s get this party started, gamers!

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BrokeBoyfriendVetBills Minecraft Server
Atm, blowing money, Boyfriend, BROKE, BrokeBoyfriendVetBills, dog’s vet bills, emergencies happen, emergency savings, financial crisis, financial safety net, Guilty, Heartless, Minecraft, nonsense, refusing to pay, RESPONSIBILITY, responsible with money, Server, terrible with money
join our minecraft server and escape from the drama of real life! need a break from your boyfriend who can’t manage money to save his life? come build a virtual world with us where the only financial crisis is deciding how many diamonds to mine!
we promise not to guilt trip you for not bailing out your boyfriend’s dog when he blows all his money on useless stuff. on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressed about is how to defeat the ender dragon with a carrot.
so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and no judgment for not being your boyfriend’s personal bank account. because in our world, the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures!

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SofaSnoozerCraft
alone, back problems, comfort, Communication, compromise, Empathy, groaning, health, Pain, partner, pulled muscle, relationship, selfish, sleep deprivation, Sleeping, sleepless nights, Sofa, SofaSnoozerCraft, Support, tossing and turning, Understanding
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because our server is the most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff. On our server, you’ll find unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate rivers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti who love to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance a yeti? Only one way to find out!
So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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