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OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	503065
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2390

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5207
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Animals Bred:	156
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Buildings Constructed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Votes:	4567
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!

DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	777235

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Bully2Buddy, bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, introspection, mean kids, Minecraft, past actions, Past bullies, personal growth, realization, Redemption, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Potions Brewed:	175	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being the victim of mean kids and bullies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the ultimate revenge playground! Join us and show those past bullies who’s boss by building giant statues of them made entirely out of pink wool. Watch as they log on and cry tears of regret as they see their pixelated faces towering over the landscape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ban Hammer of Justice” – a mythical tool that can banish any bully with a single swing. So if you’re looking to take down those who have wronged you in the past, come join us and let the trolling begin!

As for the bullies themselves, we offer a special therapy session where they can reflect on their past actions and come to terms with their inner demons. Through a series of challenges and tasks, they will learn the error of their ways and emerge as reformed players ready to spread positivity and kindness in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and let the drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre sightings, blocks, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, odd happenings, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange occurrences, Tales, Tall, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual experiences, weird, weird encounters, WeirdCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, get ready for even more absurdity on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking mushrooms. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by our TNT-powered fireworks display)!