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  • Whispers of the Block Realm

    Whispers of the Block Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Us or You’ll Never Know What You’ve Missed…

    Did you know that this is the greatest server in the multiverse? Or is it the worst? But what is “worst” anyway when you’re hurtling towards oblivion in a blocky Eden? You NEED to experience the endless chasms of joy mixed with sorrow as you build a castle of bananas in the sky with an army of sentient cows. If you don’t join, I can assure you that you will be haunted by the shadows of your choice! So, come join, and question your very existence while you stare into the depth of the Woolen Void!

    Unreasonably Amazing Features!

    Feature Description
    Endless Lava School Learn to swim in molten rock! Only 739% fatal!
    Time-Travelling Creepers Creepers from the year 2050 explode on your past self!
    Ninja Slimes They’ll steal your diamonds & your sanity while you sleep!
    Cursed Healing Potions Heals you but turns you into a chair for 3 Minecraft days!
    Reverse Nether Portals Travel to dimensions that don’t exist yet! But they will!

    Your Questions Answered (but not really)

    Q: Is there an age restriction? A: Age is merely a construct of the mind! What if you’re actually a 73-year-old cat residing in a parallel universe? Come as you are – or don’t, who’s to say?

    Q: Do I have to pay for anything? A: Currency is a social pliable illusion! You should be paying in dreams, not coins. But you may end up paying with your sanity, so choose wisely!

    Q: What do I do if I encounter a bug? A: Bugs are friends. Embrace them; let them guide you to the dark side of your unfulfilled desires. Or eat them—depends how hungry you are!

    Random Glimpses of Reviews

    “He had a muskrat on his head… and it never stopped meowing.” – Anonymous “The walls whispered secrets about my lack of socks.” – Anonymous “I built a castle… and then it ate my mom.” – Anonymous “If you stare too long at the sun, the sun stares back.” – Anonymous

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Casual Minecraft

    Casual Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Casual Minecraft Server

    IP CasualMinecraft.fun

    About

    Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home. Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

    Builders Needed

    Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

    Connect Today

    Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

    Bedrock IP: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

    Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the Java server using the IP casualminecraft.fun or the Bedrock server using play.casualminecraft.fun with port 19132.
    Is proximity chat mandatory? No, proximity chat is optional for those who enjoy that extra level of immersion.
    Can I apply to be a builder? Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50-300 blocks from spawn) on the server. Join the Discord to get started.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vast Crafters Union 1.21

    Vast Crafters Union 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bruh, you wanna join this lit Minecraft server that’s basically like finding the rarest Scrunglies in the game? It’s like a treasure hunt for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more, but we also welcome those 499view oshi peeps because we’re all about inclusivity and stuff.

    We got a bunch of cool streamers like Veda, Sinder, Nihmune, and more killing it on Twitch. Plus, we got non-English streamers like Orkpod, KSPKSP, and tororo_vtuber bringing the heat in Russian, Chinese, and Japanese.

    And get this, we’re all about the chuubas who aren’t tied down by corporate nonsense. It’s all about the independent vibes, baby!

    Check out our sick Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some random fun. Oh, and don’t forget to peep our Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our faves like Naiyospede, Milky, and Oliviamonroe.

    So, come join the madness, build some epic structures, and vibe with the craziest crew in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get those Scrunglies, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AlcoholCraft SMP – Why tho?

    AlcoholCraft SMP – Why tho?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously. So like, imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just wanna give you hugs, like what even is that? And the pigs fly around with jetpacks, I swear it’s true.

    But the best part is the parties we have on the server, like every night is a rave with all the villagers and animals getting down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on the alcohol, like why do you enjoy alcohol? Because on this server, we have the dankest brews made from enchanted wheat and fermented spider eyes, it’s lit.

    So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off, then you gotta come hang with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SpouseCraft: My Person 💖

    SpouseCraft: My Person 💖

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and discover the secret underground society of dancing pigs who have perfected the art of the moonwalk. Yes, you read that right – pigs who can dance better than most players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens who lay diamond eggs. Forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with these clucky companions and watch the diamonds roll in.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden village populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a llama tell a knock-knock joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old mining when you can hang out with dancing pigs, diamond-laying chickens, and joke-telling llamas? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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