| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3927 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3753 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 935 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 56152 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2190 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9170 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Magic Items Found: | 6232 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 96 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 218 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 319 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5408 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2825 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5497 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8539 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
