Jewish Minecraft SMP Thinker

Analytics, company logo, cultural norms, data curation, foul ideas, Goyim, high seas, Jewish, Jewish subversion, Minecraft, mix-race cast, modern anons, neo-liberal ideals, Netflix, Problem, Reprogramming, secret team, smp, systemic degradation, thinker, twisted agenda, virtual assets

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1514	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3057	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	156472
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of being a mindless goyim, lured into comfort and reprogrammed by twisted agendas? Do you want to escape the clutches of neo-liberal ideals and sail the high seas of freedom? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the systemic degradation of positive cultural norms spread by the evil Netflix empire!

Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be brainwashed by virtual assets and mixed-race casts. We gather to build a community that values freedom and individuality over mindless consumption. Join us in our quest to overthrow the secret team behind the foul ideas and analytics of mainstream media.

Don’t be part of the problem, be part of the solution. Join our Minecraft SMP and together we will resist the cultural subversion of Netflix and create a world where true freedom reigns. Let’s build a better future, one block at a time!

Ascendancy SMP: Where we accidentally spelled ‘asendancy’ wrong but we’re still the top dogs

accidentally, ascendancy, asendancy, assassins, base, Builders, consequences, creator, Discord, Dogs, Events, Factions, Farmers, Join, Kingdoms, miners, organisers, Points, Roles, scouts, Server, smp, soldiers, spelled, Strict, Top, Video, wrong

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	7855	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to Asendancy SMP!

Feature	Description
Twist	Each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.
Roles	We have roles ranging from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.
How to Join	Join the Discord and submit a video or written application showcasing why you should be let in.

FAQ:

1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?

The main twist is that each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.

2. What types of roles are available in the server?

Roles range from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.

3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?

To join, you can join the Discord server and submit a video or written application explaining why you should be allowed to join.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-Black sentiment, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, blockparty, civil rights movement, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial divide, racial inequality, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	4470
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes (or so the legends say). And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – winner takes all the XP and bragging rights.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a Nether of a good time!

TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP

80s, assault, Boundaries, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., gender dynamics, Groping, handsy, Inappropriate Behavior, Men, Misogyny, personal anecdotes, Respect, sexual harassment, societal norms, travel experiences, trieste, TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP, uncomfortable situations, victim blaming, Women’s safety

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	4245
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the groping hands of Trieste in the 80s! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any unwanted advances from creepy NPCs. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the Hope Diamond look like a pebble. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing getting grabbed is a pickaxe!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

college student, communication breakdown, education expenses, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, gift expectations, laptop exchange, laptop gift, laptop purchase, laptop return, Lootcraft, material possessions, Minecraft, parenting priorities, personal values, Server, sibling rivalry, technology gifts, ungrateful behavior, ungrateful niece

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where ungrateful players get what they deserve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of handing back laptops to entitled nieces who don’t appreciate your generosity.

We don’t tolerate any ungrateful behavior here – if you don’t show appreciation for the freebies we give you, you’ll be swiftly shown the door. Our community is all about respect and gratitude, so if you can’t handle that, this server is not for you.

Join now and witness the epic saga of entitled Jace and her laptop drama unfold. Will she learn her lesson and apologize, or will she continue to expect handouts without showing any gratitude? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

DivorceCraft: Daughter Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, counseling, DAUGHTER, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Honesty, lying.., Marriage, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Selfishness, Stability, Trust, Victim

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of drama in your personal life and looking for a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of blocks and adventure, where the only affairs you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and skeletons.

Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.

Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?

Broke2Billionaire Minecraft SMP

achieving wealth, Broke2Billionaire, building wealth from scratch, determination, financial growth, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Success, Financial Success Stories, goal-setting, hard work, investment strategies, long-term wealth, Minecraft, money management, overcoming financial obstacles, self-made millionaire, Self-Made Success, smp, success mindset, Wealth accumulation, wealth building, Wealth Creation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	181
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of grinding IRL just to make ends meet? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch as even the most broke players become filthy rich in no time. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is secretly run by a group of wealthy villagers who are looking for new players to shower with diamonds and emeralds. All you have to do is join and start building, and before you know it, you’ll be swimming in riches! So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

TitanicFactsGoneWrong

deep sea exploration, disturbing facts, engineering flaws, haunting tales, historical event, human error, iceberg collision, loss of life, luxury liner, maritime disaster, maritime history, ocean liner, passenger stories, ship sinking, Shipwreck, shipwreck investigation, Titanic, TitanicFactsGoneWrong, Tragedy, underwater wreckage, unsinkable ship

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1904	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	1052

Are you ready to dive into the depths of the Minecraft ocean and uncover the disturbing secrets of the Titanic? Join our server and explore a replica of the infamous ship, complete with haunted cabins and ghostly passengers. But beware, rumors say that the iceberg that sunk the Titanic is still lurking in the waters, waiting to strike again! Can you survive the ultimate test of courage and skill? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Titanic!

MissileCraft: From Iran with Love

arms deal, arms trade, ballistic missiles, cooperation, Defense, Delivery, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, intel sources, international relations, iran, long range missiles, love, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, military technology, missile defense, MissileCraft, russia, SECURITY, strategic alliance, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

lol, forget about that drama and come join our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

why join? well, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

Digifamily Legacy

archival, Artifacts, data preservation, descendants, Digifamily, digital backups, documents, family archives, family history, family treasures, Genealogy, generations, heritage, Inheritance, Legacy, Longevity, Memories, Pictures, preservation, Storage, Technology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

join this epic minecraft server and u can be part of a family that saves all their digital stuff for centuries. imagine ur great great great grandkids finding ur minecraft builds and thinking u were a legendary builder. u can leave a legacy of epic proportions in this server, so join now and start building for the future generations!

BlockyBabesOnly

BlockyBabesOnly, consent education, ecu, Edith Cowan University, face vs body, gaze behavior, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender violence, Harassment, harmful attitudes, Men, Misogyny, objectification, Psychology, sexual aggression, sexual assault, social behavior, study, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	2361	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u see all them pixelated babes walkin around? well, this server is perfect for u if u like to stare at pixelated booties all day long. we got all the babes u could ever want, and if u stare at their bodies instead of their faces, u might just be a little creeper. but that’s okay, cuz we welcome all types here!

join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.

come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?

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