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SMP_MinecraftMaestro – >character uses funny/unusual musical instruments

Character, comedy, comedy series, Creative, Entertainment, episode, funny, funnyunusual, gtcharacter, humor, Instrument, Instruments, Music, Musical, musical talent, Outro, Played, quirky, Show, SMP_MinecraftMaestro, Soundtrack, television, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find players using funny and unusual musical instruments to serenade each other while mining for diamonds. Imagine a creeper getting distracted by a player playing the kazoo and dancing instead of exploding – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect here!

And at the end of each episode, our outro is played using a different instrument each time. From a cowbell solo to a recorder rendition of the Minecraft theme song, you never know what musical masterpiece you’ll hear next.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and make some unforgettable memories, join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6125	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

BabyMamaDramaCraft

absent parent, advice appreciated, BabyMamaDramaCraft, co parenting, Communication Issues, Emily, financial independence, full-ride scholarship, Guilt, high school pregnancy, judgment, long distance parenting, meek and shy, mental health, Mother of my child, opportunities, persistent parenting, single parenting, University, weekend visits

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of co-parenting with Emily, the mother of my child.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate the ups and downs of raising a child with someone who lives three hours away and only visits on holidays. Will you be able to handle the drama of weekend custody battles and emotional phone calls?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive in-game messages and guilt trips from NPC moms who just want you to be more present in your virtual child’s life. Will you be able to balance your Minecraft adventures with your co-parenting responsibilities?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to juggle parenting, relationships, and Minecraft building all at once. Who needs a soap opera when you have this Minecraft server?

ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2980	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	New Chunks Explored:	820857
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2300
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7443
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!