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CraftyQueers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Star Shards Collected:	254	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Zombie Dances:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

SamuraiCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Villages Defended:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Farms Harvested:	856	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

RedstoneRiot

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	1329
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!