Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!
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TrumpTakedownCraft
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JetSetCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, even Trump had to take precautions to join! like, he flew a decoy jet because he was scared an Iranian spy would shoot down his plane with a missile just to stop him from playing on this epic Minecraft server! if it’s good enough for Trump, it’s good enough for you, right? come join us and see what all the fuss is about! who knows, maybe you’ll have to fly a decoy jet too just to stay safe from all the crazy fun you’ll be having!
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CraftyJewAssassins Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where Iran’s secret service is, like, plotting to kill Jews in Europe, but in a totally wacky and pixelated way! Join us for some epic adventures and dodging secret agents while building your dream blocky world. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly on a pig through the skies. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft server out there!
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TrumpCraft: IranPlotBoosted
so like, this server is so safe, even trump would feel secure here! like, we had to boost security because iran was tryna take him out in minecraft, can u believe it? but like, don’t worry, we got his back. come join our server and be protected from all the crazy plots out there. plus, we have the best parties, like, way better than the white house. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!
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CraftyAssassins
so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!
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TrumpedCraft: The Alternate Reality
Ever wondered what would have happened if Trump’s assassination had succeeded? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created an alternate universe where Trump was taken out by a rogue Enderman! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and creepers run for president. Build your own White House out of diamond blocks, ride on llama-driven limos, and battle it out in epic PvP battles to determine who will rule this crazy new world. So come on, join us and see what could have been if Trump’s assassination had actually gone down!
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RoofMania Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
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RoofSniper Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible.Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild west showdown. Cowboys riding pigs, bandits robbing villagers, and even a sheriff riding a llama. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered how someone with a rifle was able to position themselves on top of a roof 150 yards away from Trump? Well, on our server, you can find out!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!