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BugCraft Minecraft Server
Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it! -
GhostlySigns Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your deceased loved ones sending you signs from beyond the grave. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here you’ll be communicating with spirits while building your dream base.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually master builders in disguise. They’ll help you create the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, all while cracking jokes and telling hilarious stories about their time in the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with supernatural encounters and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden truth behind the creepers’ obsession with blowing things up. It’s gonna be a blast!
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CelebCraft: DiddyDownfall
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some juicy drama to keep you entertained while you mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us and you might just witness the next celebrity to have a Diddy-like downfall right before your very eyes! Will it be Justin Bieber building inappropriate statues out of diamond blocks? Or maybe Taylor Swift getting caught griefing her neighbor’s house? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out after dark. You never know who you might run into down there – maybe even Notch himself! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server…unless it ends up on YouTube!
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Join Convict Network Release for a server where orange is the new blocky black!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP play.convictnetwork.com Version 1.20.4 Gamemode Skyblock Why Convict Network?
At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.
Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server currently in beta? Yes, we are nearing the launch of our Skyblock Beta. How long has the server been in development? More than 7 months of dedicated development. What can players expect from the gameplay experience? A smooth and enjoyable playing experience, fine-tuned for maximum enjoyment. How can players provide feedback or suggestions? Join our Network Discord for sneak peeks, updates, and player feedback. -
Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.
But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, even the villagers have started their own punk rock band. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player, pulling off pranks that will leave you laughing until you respawn.
So why shouldn’t women be raped? Because on our server, everyone is treated with respect and given the chance to unleash their creativity in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Join us today and see why our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft!
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Stephanie’s SMP Adventures
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where all the action is at!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all dressed up as Stephanie McMahon and had a fashion show in the virtual world. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We also have epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and even a secret underground dance party where we bust out our best moves.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Stephanie McMahon would approve, I’m sure of it.
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TrailBlocker Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with pesky pedestrians invading your property while you’re just trying to enjoy your river view? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual river valley trail system where you can control who gets to walk through and who gets blocked off with virtual barriers! No more dealing with litterbugs or liability issues – just pure, unadulterated control over your virtual property.Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual neighbor who will constantly argue with you about your virtual property rights! It’s like drama, but in pixel form!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not the asshole – you’re just a virtual property owner with a vision. Join today and start building your own virtual trail system – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
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TballMomDramaCraft
Are you tired of dealing with parents who don’t know the first thing about sports equipment? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of T-ball leagues with clueless parents!On our server, you can play with whatever glove you want, whether it’s pink, purple, or covered in glitter. No one will judge you for using the “wrong” hand, because in Minecraft, anything goes!
Plus, we have exclusive mini-games where you can show off your T-ball skills and hit home runs like a pro. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – on our server, you make the rules!
So say goodbye to the chaos of real-life sports leagues and join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a home run every time!
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BreakfastCraft SMP: What’s Your Go-To Meal?
Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss! -
CraftyTimeMachine
If I could go back in time, I would tell my younger self to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to play. Join us for the ultimate adventure of a lifetime and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come. So what are you waiting for? Time travel your way to our server and let the craziness begin!