Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance when they explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with zombies, a giant hot dog roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone)!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear).
We have a strict “no real names allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will ever accidentally reveal your true identity to the entire server. Our staff is dedicated to upholding this rule, even if it means giving a stern talking to new players who try to break it.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your privacy is respected and your wishes are always listened to. Who knew a Minecraft server could provide such a drama-free environment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and leave your real name at the door!
Our server is the perfect place for players with ADHD, autism, or any other hidden disabilities to feel right at home. And hey, if you don’t REALLY need it but just want to use it for priority boarding or queues, that’s cool too! We don’t judge here, we just want everyone to have a good time.
So come on over and let your special flower lanyard guide you to all the fun and excitement our server has to offer. Who knew disabilities could be so… advantageous in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!
u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.
but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.
so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.
But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.
So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!
Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.
mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz
| Type | Plugins | Economy | Land Claims | Version | Location | Discord |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vanilla | Few select plugins | Diamond based | No land claims | Papermc 1.20.6 | France | https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB |
No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.
We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.
We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.