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Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	55
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	8082
Herobrine Sightings:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	605505
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Emeralds Found:	3935
Void Armor Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	242600
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	807149
Farms Harvested:	443	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!