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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4756 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6042 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!