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Jesus Mason Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen! -
Sun’s Out, Blocks Out
Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the Black Sun, a mysterious and powerful force that grants players unlimited power and immortality. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players can harness its true potential!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden diamond mine guarded by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, bonus points for sending us occult images and signs allowed by German Legislature. It’s all in good fun, we promise!
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Cubeception: Where the Blocks are Always Questioning Reality
Are you tired of living in a boring, cubeless world? Join our Minecraft server and discover the true purpose of the cube! Legend has it that the cube was created by a group of ancient builders who wanted to challenge players with its mysterious powers. Some say that those who unlock the secrets of the cube will gain unimaginable riches and power. Others believe that the cube is actually a portal to a parallel universe filled with diamonds and cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and uncover the truth about the cube! -
NoFriendLeftCrafted
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as helping an old lady in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning your life choices just like the poor soul who tried to help an old man on the street.Join us for the most thrilling adventures, where the unexpected is just around the corner. Just like how a simple act of kindness turned into a legal nightmare for one unsuspecting traveler.
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like how this poor friend spent the rest of her trip holed up in a room after being scammed by an old man. But hey, at least she got free breakfast and dinner, right?
So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, you never know what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. Just remember, we’re responsible for your entertainment, not your stupidity. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
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MindBlownMinecraftSMP
Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server with their superior farming skills? Join us and witness the epic battle between players and the moo-tants! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. So come on, join us and be part of the madness! -
TVHorrorCraft
Are you tired of boring old TV shows and movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing horrifying is how much fun you’ll be having! Watch out for the killer sheep that roam the lands, the zombie villagers who throw wild dance parties, and the creepers who are just looking for a hug (spoiler alert: it’s a deadly hug). Join us if you dare, but beware – you may never want to leave! -
OlympicRailCraft
So, like, you know how the French train networks got all messed up cuz some crazy person was like “let’s sabotage this shiz before the Olympics”? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that chaos! It’s a freakin’ paradise of blocky goodness where you can build and explore to your heart’s content.Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual trains while trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land. Who needs the Olympics when you can compete in epic building battles with your fellow gamers? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden track on our server, you’ll unlock a magical portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the games begin! Just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around the tracks…they might be up to no good.
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PesticidePvP: CancerCraft
so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!
so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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The Mystery Slayers SMP
The Mystery Slayers SMP is a Minecraft SMP that lets u play survival Minecraft with others there are ranks money and other good stuff to do in The Mystery Slayers SMP.
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