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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5222 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 261 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!