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SneakySpatula Minecraft Server
Do you know that on our Minecraft server, every player gets a secret power-up that turns their pickaxe into a magical wand? Yup, you heard that right! Join us and uncover the hidden potential of your everyday tools in the most unexpected ways. Who knew mining could be this enchanting? Join now and experience the craziest adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft! -
ExStepChefCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?
But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!
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RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft! -
EmoCraft: The Feels Express
Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels! -
FrostCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade! -
NATOandEU4Ukraine
so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast! -
BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Qualities Description Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved. Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation Application:
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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!
FAQ
Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?
A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.
Q: Are there any plugins on the server?
A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.
Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?
A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.
Q: How many players are allowed on the server?
A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.
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GPU Wars Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now! -
Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.