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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 512 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Ores Mined: | 4135 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary block-eating dragon, Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles of wit and skill. Rumor has it that defeating Steve will grant you the power to control time itself, allowing you to turn back the clock and undo all those embarrassing deaths by falling into lava.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.