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11 Days to Billionaire

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so, like, u know what else is like, totally crazy? dis minecraft server, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can turn into a flying unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers outta ur eyes. like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

also, like, did u know dat on dis server, u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and like, if u join dis server, u automatically become the richest player in the game. u get a mansion made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s like, the best deal ever, man.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	7510
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4449

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4708	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	4148
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8973	Magic Items Found:	6342
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5060
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3200	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Crops Grown:	4266	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	143
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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