🔥Seconds Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nine Hundred Seconds Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	5105
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	3983
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything moves at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, everything moves at lightning speed! We call it “900 SECONDS” because that’s all the time you’ll need to build an epic castle, tame a dragon, and defeat the Ender Dragon all in one go!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where creepers explode in confetti, diamonds rain from the sky, and pigs fly (literally)! Our community is filled with the craziest players who love to pull pranks, host epic PvP battles, and create the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join “900 SECONDS” today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown every 900 seconds!

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

DeadlyDirtBlock Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	574	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of facing deadly challenges at every turn! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you could be taken out by a rogue chicken or a mischievous pig in a matter of seconds. Our players have reported being attacked by killer bunnies, cursed llamas, and even possessed sheep. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…until it’s not. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and potentially send you to an early respawn), join us today!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	4391
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	105
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!

If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!

Xenon SMP: Where chaos meets creepers and your diamonds disappear in seconds! Join us for Season 2!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3119	Emeralds Found:	3572
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Xenon SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Xenon SMP
Server Location	India
Supported Versions	1.17.X-1.20.X
Game Types	[SMP] [Modded] {Semi-Anarchy} {PvP}
Hardware	Processor: AMD Epyc 7763 Ram: 16GB DDR4 Networking: 10 GBPS

FAQ

What is Xenon and why should I pick you guys over the competition?

Xenon is your ultimate destination for a thrilling and immersive SMP experience! With an active staff team dedicated to enhancing your gameplay, Xenon stands out from the competition. Our server boasts a myriad of exciting features designed to keep you engaged and entertained. We are driven by the passion to create a vibrant community where every player feels valued and included.

Why should I choose Xenon over other servers?

We have a vibrant and diverse community; we promote friendliness and will try to help out the community as much as we can. We are also looking for players who are friendly and willing to help out newer members. Additionally, we offer features such as an expanding world border, custom structures, bosses, air drops, player shops, and more!

What are the server specifications?

The server is located in India and supports versions 1.17.X-1.20.X. The game types include [SMP], [Modded], {Semi-Anarchy}, and {PvP}. The hardware includes an AMD Epyc 7763 processor, 16GB DDR4 RAM, and 10 GBPS networking. The administrators & owners of the server are Alxe & Aparii.

Blocky Boss Battles: Overhyped or Overrated Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring, overhyped bosses in video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our bosses are so terrifying, they only appear for 2 seconds before you have to beat them. But don’t worry, the end game is just sniping them while other players do all the work. Stock up on stimpaks and prepare for the ultimate challenge – getting hit by the boss only once! Join our server now for the most outrageous boss battles you’ll ever experience!

BroCraft: Where Misogyny Meets Minecraft Madness! Join us for epic adventures and questionable banter!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Hey all you crazy Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to join a server where the only evil thing is how insanely fun it is? Come join us on a server where the only oppression is how addictive it is!

I mean, just imagine waiting 300 seconds to post something… that’s like, practically a lifetime in Minecraft time! And don’t even get me started on how many femtoseconds that is in the future – it’s like, mind-blowingly long!

So come on, join us on a server where the only thing you’ll be oppressed by is your own inability to stop playing. Trust me, it’s so worth it!

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
New Chunks Explored:	354592	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	546	Magic Items Found:	7420
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ores Mined:	8060	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	253
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mines Excavated:	1758
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Alien Abductions:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

#impatience, anger, anticipation, Chaos, Conflict, Crisis, dissatisfaction, Frustration, Global Issues, Government, international relations, leadership, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, Tension, Unrest, Urgency, Waiting, world war 3

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	98	Magic Items Found:	6226
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Emeralds Found:	605	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7449	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ores Mined:	7750
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

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