Seconds – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

OvenMinecraftAITA

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest interactions can turn into epic dramas!

Join us and witness the intense showdown between players over the most trivial matters. Like the time someone dared to interrupt another player’s cooking time just to show an Instagram reel. The tension was so thick, you could cut it with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find players who take their oven timers very seriously. Don’t even think about asking for a few seconds to take out your food, unless you’re prepared to face the wrath of those who demand your undivided attention for their Instagram reels.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such high-stakes drama over the most mundane of tasks? Come join us and see for yourself – just make sure to keep an eye on your oven timer!

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Nine Hundred Seconds Minecraft Server

900 seconds, countdown, DEADLINE, efficiency, Minecraft, productivity, race against time, Seconds, Server, stopwatch, time awareness, time challenge, time discipline, time is ticking., time limit, Time management, time measurement, time pressure, time running out, time tracking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything moves at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, everything moves at lightning speed! We call it “900 SECONDS” because that’s all the time you’ll need to build an epic castle, tame a dragon, and defeat the Ender Dragon all in one go!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where creepers explode in confetti, diamonds rain from the sky, and pigs fly (literally)! Our community is filled with the craziest players who love to pull pranks, host epic PvP battles, and create the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join “900 SECONDS” today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown every 900 seconds!

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Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

DeadlyDirtBlock Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of facing deadly challenges at every turn! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you could be taken out by a rogue chicken or a mischievous pig in a matter of seconds. Our players have reported being attacked by killer bunnies, cursed llamas, and even possessed sheep. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…until it’s not. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and potentially send you to an early respawn), join us today!

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MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

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CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!

If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!

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Xenon SMP: Where chaos meets creepers and your diamonds disappear in seconds! Join us for Season 2!

1.17.x, 1.20.X, 10 GBPS, 16GB DDR4, Active Staff, Air drops, Alxe, AMD Epyc, Aparii, Bosses, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, disappear, Diversity, Events, Immersive, India, Innovative, Join, meets, Player Shops, Season, Seconds, smp, Thrilling, vibrant, xenon

Xenon SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Xenon SMP
Server Location	India
Supported Versions	1.17.X-1.20.X
Game Types	[SMP] [Modded] {Semi-Anarchy} {PvP}
Hardware	Processor: AMD Epyc 7763 Ram: 16GB DDR4 Networking: 10 GBPS Administrators & Owners: Alxe & Aparii

FAQ

What is Xenon and why should I pick you guys over the competition?

Xenon is your ultimate destination for a thrilling and immersive SMP experience! With an active staff team dedicated to enhancing your gameplay, Xenon stands out from the competition. Our server boasts a myriad of exciting features designed to keep you engaged and entertained. We are driven by the passion to create a vibrant community where every player feels valued and included.

Why should I choose Xenon over other servers?

We have a vibrant and diverse community; we promote friendliness and will try to help out the community as much as we can. We are also looking for players who are friendly and willing to help out newer members. Additionally, we offer features such as an expanding world border, custom structures, bosses, air drops, player shops, and more!

What are the server specifications?

The server is located in India and supports versions 1.17.X-1.20.X. The game types include [SMP], [Modded], {Semi-Anarchy}, and {PvP}. The hardware includes an AMD Epyc 7763 processor, 16GB DDR4 RAM, and 10 GBPS networking. The administrators & owners of the server are Alxe & Aparii.

Blocky Boss Battles: Overhyped or Overrated Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, overhyped bosses in video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our bosses are so terrifying, they only appear for 2 seconds before you have to beat them. But don’t worry, the end game is just sniping them while other players do all the work. Stock up on stimpaks and prepare for the ultimate challenge – getting hit by the boss only once! Join our server now for the most outrageous boss battles you’ll ever experience!

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BroCraft: Where Misogyny Meets Minecraft Madness! Join us for epic adventures and questionable banter!

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Hey all you crazy Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to join a server where the only evil thing is how insanely fun it is? Come join us on a server where the only oppression is how addictive it is!

I mean, just imagine waiting 300 seconds to post something… that’s like, practically a lifetime in Minecraft time! And don’t even get me started on how many femtoseconds that is in the future – it’s like, mind-blowingly long!

So come on, join us on a server where the only thing you’ll be oppressed by is your own inability to stop playing. Trust me, it’s so worth it!

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Flower Power Border Control

agricultural pests, border, border checks, border security, control, flower, Fungi, global trade, imported cut flowers, insects, invasive species, Live, Monitoring, pot plants, power, regulations, regulations compliance, reptiles, research findings, Risk, Spiders, trade volume, Transportation

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where imported cut flowers and pot plants are running wild, causing chaos and mayhem! These sneaky plants are bringing in all sorts of creepy crawlies like insects, fungi, reptiles, spiders, and even agricultural pests from all over the world!

But don’t worry, we ain’t scared of no bugs! We’ve got a team of fearless players ready to take on these pesky invaders and protect our blocky world. Join us and be a part of the wildest adventure you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! Let’s show those plants and pests who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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Sleeping Mana’s Promise

Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farming, Friendly, Manas, Minigames, Mining, Modded, Promise, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Sleeping, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server offers a mix of aesthetics, challenging bosses, magic, technology, and more for a fun and relaxing experience.
How can I join the server?	To join, head over to the Discord and complete the intro for whitelisting.
Is there a modpack for the server?	Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are available in the Discord server for easy access.
Is the server new?	The server is over a year old but recently underwent a reset, providing a fresh new world feeling for players.

Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

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NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

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PetriObsessedMC SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

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CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

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Veggie Baby Craft Land

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so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?	– Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla. – Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. To add balance to the melee meta, a combat tag system is in place with pvp restrictions such as no elytra in combat & an 8 second totem cooldown. – Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience. – Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players. – Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit. – Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come. – TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Question

Answer

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla. – Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. To add balance to the melee meta, a combat tag system is in place with pvp restrictions such as no elytra in combat & an 8 second totem cooldown. – Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience. – Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players. – Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit. – Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come. – TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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MILposterNOPECraft

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Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

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