Secondhand MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Metallic Dreams Server 1.20.5

Digital, Robotic, Artificial Intelligence, Server, CYBERNETIC

Bro, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where robots are not only selling fleshlights, but they’re also using them to mine diamonds in Minecraft.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with mechanical beings getting down and dirty with their second-hand pleasure devices.

You’ll never look at redstone the same way again after seeing what these robots can do with their used fleshlights.

Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this bizarre and hilarious spectacle – join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

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FishyFiascoFunLand

resolution, compensation, expensive, FishyFiascoFunLand, Confrontation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

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Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, Cheap, cost effective, fixer upper, frugal

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

PRETEND, Minecraft, Lyrics, Hopium, red

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

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SiblingSkinsOnly

fashion, Time management, Sewing, school starting, secondhand

Are you tired of wearing hand-me-downs and thrift store finds? Do you want to stand out in style on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a resident fashion designer (17f) who can make custom clothes for all your Minecraft characters!

With a family as big as hers (full-siblings, stepsiblings, and half-siblings galore), this fashionista knows the struggle of not having clothes that fit your style. But fear not, she’s here to save the day! Just join our server and she’ll whip up some fabulous outfits for you in no time.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on this server is the one-of-a-kind outfits made just for you. So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?

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UnderwearCraft: New vs Used!

undergarments, lingerie, secondhand, UnderwearCraft, Deals

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear tutus and the zombies wear bras! we have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.

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BeaterCraft – Where Your Car Becomes a Treasure!

Durability, maintenance, Value, #Automotive, Beater

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed with the power of turning your car into a majestic steed that will carry you through the pixelated lands of wonder and danger. imagine riding a car-turned-horse through forests of rainbow trees and mountains made of candy canes.

not only that, but you will also have the ability to summon a pack of wild chickens to do your bidding. need to build a castle? no problem, just command your army of clucking warriors to gather materials for you.

but wait, there’s more! every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky, dropping rare loot and treasures for you to collect. who needs diamonds when you have flying pigs bringing you riches?

so come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe one day your car will become a legendary mount for future players to marvel at.

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Don8Craft: Owner’s Fave!

fave, belonging, secondhand, valuable, Owners

so, liek, u ever want to join a minecraft server where ur donations actually matter? well, this server is da place for u!

u see, when u donate an item, it might become the new owner’s absolute FAVOURITE thing they own. imagine the power u have in ur hands! u could donate a diamond sword and suddenly the owner can’t live without it.

join us and watch as ur donations become the talk of the server. who knows, maybe u’ll donate something so epic that the owner builds a shrine in ur honor. the possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

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ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!

Confrontation, secondhand, fashion, resellers, thrifting

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your looting skills? Look no further than our server, where you can snatch up all the best gear before anyone else even has a chance! Just like the resellers at the thrift store, you’ll need to be quick and strategic to beat out the competition.

Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.

So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!

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TruckCraft: Where you can trade diamonds for clean trucks! Join now for epic adventures and hilarious trades!

clean truck, FOR SALE, Trucks, secondhand, Purchase

Are you tired of driving around in a dirty, old truck that just doesn’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your truck-selling prayers! Join us and not only will you find the cleanest trucks in all of Minecraft, but you’ll also discover a secret underground truck racing league where players go head-to-head in epic truck battles for the ultimate prize – a golden truck trophy filled with diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to truck-selling greatness!

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