we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da cha-cha slide, and chickens playin’ chess against da cows. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and we want YOU to be a part of it.
come join us at ToePointin.About.Toes and let’s get weird together!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because on our server, you can participate in SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books while fending off crazy creatures!
But wait, there’s more! How about joining the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you’ll be serving up ramen to hungry Minecraft characters? It’s a ramen-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, get ready for the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) event where you’ll face off against the toughest foes wearing heavy armor. It’s a battle like no other!
But that’s not all, on our server, you can also join the Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council event where you’ll be crunching numbers and fighting off enemies at the same time. It’s a multitasking extravaganza!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe!
Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a server that will not only provide endless fun, but also help you find love? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server!
Join us and you might just meet the Christian girl of your dreams with traditional values. Who cares if you don’t believe in God? Love knows no bounds in our world!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop diamonds instead of rainbows, talking pigs that give out enchanted weapons, and friendly creepers that just want to give you a hug.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens that rain down TNT, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly (yes, you read that right!).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Pig and claim its treasure?
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes? Or the fact that our ender dragons have been trained to perform synchronized swimming routines in the Nether?
So why did it flop, you ask? Because it’s just too darn EPIC for the average player to handle. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those explosive chickens).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Don’t worry, they only spit at you if you try to haggle too much.
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llama black markets and flying pigs?