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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7871 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!