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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 344 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!