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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2863 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 296 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!