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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2500 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!