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Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

America, civil war, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Division, election season, emergency, fear, Future, Government, lols, meets, memes, Minecraft, PARANOIA, POL, Political, Preparation, second civil war, society, uncertainty, united states, Unrest

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	9583	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

Blocky LOLz: The Server of Epic Title Drops

blocky, Community, Conversation, discussion, Drop, DROPS, Epic, forum, ideas, internet, ITT, lolz, long trail tags, Online Community, Opinions, post, Server, sharing, tags, Thoughts, Thread, Title, title drops, Topic

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	203

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Join now and experience the chaos of building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Blockin’ Off the Boss: My Last Day at Work Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Blockin, Boss, career, celebration, Coworkers, Day, EXCITEMENT, Farewell, future plans, Goodbye, job change, last day at work, LEAVING, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, Party, Planning, Reflection, Retirement, Server, TRANSITION, work

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to build a house made entirely of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a million diamonds and actually got them! (Disclaimer: results may vary)

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join us today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky NTR Madness: East Asian Edition

Anime, asian, blocky, cultural phenomenon, culture, east, east asians, Edition, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Identity, madness, Manga, Media, NTR, Obsession, Psychology, relationships, self insert, sexual dynamics, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant flying squids and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where players can ride on the backs of friendly ender dragons and participate in intense llama racing tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the elusive Blockbeard the Pirate!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever embark on. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including a dance-off between Steve and a group of zombie pigmen!

– Blocky Banter – Pixel Pals Paradise – Creeper Comedy Club – Diamond Dimension Dorks – Enderman Escape Room – Redstone Rascals Realm – Llama Land Laughs – Zombie Zingers Zone – Nether Nonsense Network – Ghastly Giggles Guild

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, flat Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the nicest 3D graphics you’ve ever seen! We’ve hired a team of pixie dust sprinklers to make sure everything looks extra sparkly and magical. You’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land looking for players to challenge to dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a golden feather that grants you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

And if dancing chickens aren’t your thing, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Just be careful not to break out into the Macarena too aggressively – the dance floor is made of lava!

So come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky pixie dust thieves – they’ll try to steal your sparkles when you least expect it!

FrogNinjaCentaurCraft: Where Shadow Yosuke is the ultimate mystery!

Centaur, character design, Creature, FANTASY, Frog, FrogNinjaCentaurCraft, Hybrid, identity crisis, Mystery, Mythology, ninja, Persona, persona 4, RPG, Shadow, Shadow Yosuke, Shin Megami Tensei, Symbolism, symbolism in video games, thematic significance, transformation, Ultimate, video game, Yosuke

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1047	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and characters? Well, look no further because on our server, Shadow Yosuke is a frog ninja centaur thing! Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a frog ninja centaur kicking butt and taking names in the world of Minecraft?

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic battles of Shadow Yosuke as he navigates through the pixelated world, using his ninja skills to take down creepers and zombies with ease. And the thematic significance? Well, let’s just say it adds a whole new level of excitement and unpredictability to the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem of Shadow Yosuke and his frog ninja centaur adventures! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Napcraft: Is Israel Still There? LOLZ Server

Awareness, Checking, confusion, current events, disbelief, dreams, geography, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, lolz, MIDDLE EAST, NAP, Napcraft, News, Politics, Questioning, Reality, Server, Sleep, uncertainty, waking up, world events

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, from battling zombie chickens to riding pigs into battle against evil llamas. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves – rumor has it that diamonds are just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Nap Club, where players can take a break from the chaos and catch some Z’s in our luxurious virtual nap pods. Just be careful not to oversleep and miss out on all the epic adventures waiting for you!

So what are you waiting for? Wake up from your nap and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on the llama battles.

Headbanger’s Delight: A Minecraft Server of Self-Inflicted Consequences

addiction, alcohol abuse, brain damage, chronic conditions, cognitive impairment, consequences, dangerous habits, DELIGHT, drug abuse, head injury, headbangers, long trail effects, long-term effects, medical risks, mental health, Minecraft, physical health, risky behavior, self harm, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted harm, SelfInflicted, Server, sleep deprivation, substance abuse

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2013	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Potions Brewed:	130	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, normal life? Do you crave chaos and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server, where hitting yourself in the head, consuming alcohol and weed, and getting minimal sleep are not only encouraged, but required for survival!

On our server, you’ll embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build epic structures all while under the influence of mind-altering substances. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re operating on zero sleep and a head full of booze and weed?

Join us now and experience the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the consequences…or maybe don’t be prepared, because who knows what’s going to happen next on our insane Minecraft server!

ManlyCraft: Where Steve is the Ultimate Bro!

Bro, Character development, Diversity, fictional characters, gender equality, Gender norms, Literature, male characters, male empowerment, male heroes, male lead, male perspective, male protagonist, male representation, male role models, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Media, representation, role models, Stereotypes, steve, storytelling, Ultimate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9721
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Steve as the main character in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is home to the most rugged, handsome, and manly protagonist you’ve ever seen! He chops down trees with his bare hands, wrestles creepers into submission, and builds epic structures with just a wink and a smile. Join our server and play as this epic hero, because who needs Steve when you can have a real manly man leading the way?

PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

Anus, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Business, Coincidence, comedic, digestion, double meaning, excrement, Food, funny, gross, humor, Mouth, Observation, Poop, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, PvP, scatological humor, toilet humor, wordplay

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Pepe’s Pixel Palace: Where Memes Meet Minecraft Madness!

creativity, Customization, digital art, flowchart, funny, Graphic design, humor, image, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, madness, Meet, meme, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Palace, pepes, PIXEL, pop culture, remix, satire, social media, trend, viral

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it against an army of zombie chickens. And don’t forget to collect all the rare pepes scattered throughout the land for extra meme-tastic fun!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!