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ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6696	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: CeasefireCraft

blockwars, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, framework agreement, gaza, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, Israeli source, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Truce

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.

join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.

CreeperCannibals

anthropophagy, cannibals, Consumption, controversial, CreeperCannibals, cultural norms, dark humor, eating habits, Ethics, existentialism, food choices, humans, Identity, introspection, morality, philosophy, satire, self reflection, societal critique, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crops Grown:	5245

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

ZombieTube Minecraft Server

268396334, CHAPTER 62, Chapter 63, Contests, Daily Dead Tube, Dead Tube, deadly game, Film Research Club, Filming, Mai Mashiro, Minecraft, Punishments, School, Server, storytime, swim team, Tall + Short, tomodachi game, Tomohiro Machiya, ZombieTube

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Animals Bred:	129
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	8519
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs are the players themselves! Join us for a thrilling adventure inspired by the twisted minds behind Tomodachi Game and Tall + Short – it’s Dead Tube Minecraft edition!

Plot twist: Instead of building epic structures and surviving against the elements, you’ll be thrown into a deadly game of filming nonstop for two days straight. Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll witness some crazy stuff happening around you – and you’ll have to film it all or face the consequences!

But wait, there’s more! As you delve deeper into the world of Dead Tube Minecraft, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and insane challenges. Can you survive the punishments for failing the contests? Can you outwit your fellow players and come out on top? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Dead Tube Minecraft – where the only rule is to keep filming, no matter what! Trust us, it’ll be a game you’ll never forget.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

America, American dream, citizenship, culture, Democracy, Diversity, equality, freedom, History, home of the brave, Identity, Justice, land of the free, melting pot, Minecraft, opportunity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, Server, united states, VALUES, YankeeCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

blocktopia, coping strategies, good reason, Gratitude, Hope, inner strength, life purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, stay alive, support system, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

animated film, animation, Classics, comedy, Donkey, DreamWorks, english literature, fairy tale, film, fiona, Literature, long tail tag, Mike Myers, Movie, PLAYS, playwright, Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes, Shakespearean, shrek, Theater

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.

AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Animals Bred:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, baby face, BabyFaceCutie, chubby cheeks, creepy, criminal, cutie patootie, Disturbing, fat, feminine, inappropriate, LOAD, Minecraft, offensive, pedophile, pervert, Server, sexual predator, smack, soft eyes, tyrone, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!