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Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server
Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons! -
Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
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Crafty Gun Fun Land
mental health, gun ownership rates, Cultural differences, gun violence policy, international comparisonLOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE GUNS THAN SWITZERLAND AND THE U.S. COMBINED! LIKE, WHOA, YOU CAN BLAST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES INTO OBLIVION WITH OUR INSANE ARSENAL!WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS JEALOUS! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT VIDEO MARATHON!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! #BLOWINGUPCREEPERS #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTLITAF ðĨððĪŠ
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GunCrafters: Shoot for the Blocks
yOu know what’s better than guns? dIAMOND sWORDS! oN tHIS sERVER, yOU cAN cRAFT dIAMOND sWORDS tHAT sHOOT fIREBALLS aND eXPLODE wHEN yOU hIT sOMEONE! jOIN uS aND bECOME tHE mOST fEARLESS wARRIOR iN tHE lAND! wHO nEEDS gUNS wHEN yOU cAN hAVE eXPLODING sWORDS?! pLUS, wE hAVE a cHICKEN aRMY tHAT wILL fOLLOW yOU eVERYWHERE aND pROTECT yOU fROM eNEMIES! cOME oN, dON’T bE a cOWARD, jOIN uS nOW aND eXPERIENCE tHE cRAZIEST aDVENTURES eVER sEEN iN mINECRAFT! -
GunControlCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is arrows at creepers! our world is so safe, even the skeletons are friendly! with our crazy gun control policies, you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by another player. plus, our research shows that our server has 20% lower mortality rates than those other lame servers. so come on over and start building with us, because on our server, the only thing that’s gonna die is your boredom! -
GunCraft2023
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.
join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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MilitiaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays fair? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to use every weapon in their arsenal to dominate the game, even if it means bending the rules a little.Join us for epic battles where anything goes – from TNT cannons to lava traps, there are no limits to the chaos you can unleash. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, why not try your hand at some good old-fashioned sabotage? Just remember, all is fair in love and war on our server!
So why wait? Join us now and show off your devious side in a game where the only rule is to have fun at all costs. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in Minecraft history!
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GunHoldingNoobs
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do the cha cha slide. once, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers are the djs. if u join, u might just find a portal to a land made entirely of cheese. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even if it don’t make no sense. -
YeehawCraft: ‘Murica Edition
Are you tired of getting shot for claiming Christ is king in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can shout it from the mountaintops without any fear of bullets flying your way! Join us for a heavenly experience where you can build your own church, battle demons, and even ride on the back of a giant angel! So come on down and let’s spread the good word…without the risk of getting shot! -
Gunless Griefer’s Paradise: The Minecraft Server Where Weapons Are Just for Show!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about pulling out a gun again! Why? Because on our server, the only weapons you’ll need are your trusty pickaxe and sword to fend off the hordes of creeper zombies and evil skeleton warriors!
Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll EXPLORE vast, UNCHARTED lands filled with hidden treasures and dangerous dungeons. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous endermen who will steal your blocks and leave you stranded!
But fear not, for our server is also home to the legendary IRON GOLEM, a powerful protector who will defend you from any threat. Just be sure to keep him well-fed with plenty of iron ingots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world where guns are actually necessary!