Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Tomoko, but instead of her usual skinny self, she’s a chunky, lovable blob. Why? Because why the heck not! Our server is all about breaking the rules and having a good time, so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, this is the place to be.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Tomoko’s Big Feast” where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual cake in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a pet pig named Tomoko Jr. who follows them around and oinks encouragingly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embrace the madness. Tomoko may be a fat fuck, but she’s our fat fuck, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
But wait, there’s more! Our members include Luz, Lilith, and Hunter, who will guide you on quests to defeat evil mobs and uncover hidden secrets. Plus, we have exclusive access to Disney+ so you can binge-watch The Owl House while mining for diamonds.
And don’t even get me started on the merch. We have official The Owl House merch from Hot Topic, Amazon, and even TheMysteryShack. You can dress your Minecraft character in the coolest gear inspired by your favorite show.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world!
Imagine logging in and witnessing a virtual engagement announcement, only to find out that it was supposed to be a secret in the game. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this awkward family BBQ. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride of social media mishaps and uncomfortable family gatherings, join our Minecraft server today! Just be prepared for some serious side-eye from the other players who may or may not have accidentally spilled the beans. It’s all in good fun, right?
Join now and experience a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely without fear of invasion of privacy. Plus, who needs family drama when you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim victory?
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic and drama-free experience! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a stepfather who thinks he’s a detective.
imagine your minecraft avatar scarfing down a bowl of yogurt with honey, gaining super strength and agility to defeat any enemy that comes their way. the Mediterranean diet has nothing on us, we take it to a whole new level of epicness.
just one tablespoon of honey in your virtual yogurt can make all the difference in your gameplay. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate probiotic power-up like never before!
IMPORTANT: You must use CurseForge to play!
khaz.ftb.host